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sually off-center posters don’t annoy you, but this one does. You walk over to the wall and attempt to straighten out the poster. The poster surprises you–apparently a Hinton Pagliacci appreciation society had formed without your knowledge. You love Hinton Pagliacci and all of his zany Select-Your-Own-Path novels. Clearly you must get in touch with these people. “It’s a moral imperative,” you say out loud, chuckling to yourself.

To go back home and practice more Real Genius lines, go to 10.
To do something else in the store, go to 22.
To take the poster like some common thief, go to 62.