72.

efore you can blink, the large guy leans forward, and slams your head into the wall. That’ll leave a mark.

When you wake up, you find yourself dumped unceremoniously back in the bookstore. The poster is gone. And worse, you appeared to be tied up. “Umm, hello!” You keep shouting until you are hoarse.

“Ah well, someone will find me tomorrow.”

Encouraging words that prove to be untrue. Weeks go by, and eventually you freeze inside the unheated storefront. The building collapses, burying you in the rubble. Somehow, you manage to survive all this, and eventually are rethawed 400 years in the future. The aliens who rethaw you all bear a vague resemblance to some celebrity, but you just can’t put your finger on who.

That woman from The L Word, perhaps. Go to 42.
That guy who played Urkel. No, can’t be, but go to 21.
Oh, I know, it’s the guy who was in Hot Shots! and Whose Line? The tall guy? Ryan–Stiles, that’s his name. Go to 59.