IT COULD BE WORSE

by Dan Katz

Solution: SOLVENT STORAGE

Each paragraph describes a terrible, terrible Hunt theme, in alphabetical order by theme. If these themes are placed in the boxes at the end (each only fits in one place), the shaded boxes spell out SOLVENT STORAGE.

Themes in order by clue:

Battlefield Earth
Desperate Housewives
Gilligan's Island
Happy Gilmore
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
My Little Pony
My Mother The Car
Pokémon
The Simple Life
Snakes On A Plane
Time Cube
Trapped In The Closet
Where's Waldo
WWE Royal Rumble

And by placement in the blanks at the end:

THE (S)IMPLE LIFE
POKÉM(O)N
WWE ROYA(L) RUMBLE
DESPERATE HOUSEWI(V)ES
MY MOTH(E)R THE CAR
SNAKES ON A PLA(N)E
MY LI(T)TLE PONY
GILLIGANS I(S)LAND
(T)IME CUBE
WHERES WALD(O)
T(R)APPED IN THE CLOSET
BATTLEFIELD E(A)RTH
HAPPY (G)ILMORE
MIGHTY MORPHIN POW(E)R RANGERS