Moon: Neutral Moon
 The Fifth Element (and 35 More)
I'm sorry, but we're a bit distracted here on the Neutral Moon. We try to keep everything chemically balanced, but this redhead dressed in surgical tape walked in here talking about a "multipass," and then things started blowing up. So we've lost some of the data from our periodic table. We do know each molecule is made with exactly six elements, if that helps.