Get Ready For ZyzzlCon 3009!

Greetings everyone!

I hope you're all as excited as we are about the next ZyzzlCon! We've been working overtime to make sure that this year's convention is a not-to-be missed event! We're still finalizing our lineup, but we're sure you're as excited as we are about our headlining attraction:

Captain Blastoid and the Brass Rat crew!

That's right, you can meet the entire crew, from Captain Blastoid all the way down to Ensign Algernon! Hear them tell the tale of their daring escape from Zyzzlvaria! Get autographs for the unprecedented low price of 10,000 dollarbucks each!

We here at the United Planetary Galactic Allied Federation Society have also made special arrangements to host the release party for the Escape from Zyzzlvaria: Home Edition board game at ZyzzlCon 3009. Many copies of this new game will be made available for attendees of ZyzzlCon, as convention prizes. We've been able to see an early version, and we think you'll enjoy it as much as we do.

In any event, be sure to mark your calendar. The festivities will begin on January 16, 3009. We're looking forward to seeing you there!

Oh, and to prove that you are in fact intrepid space travellers, don't forget to bring your UPGAFS-approved spaceship with you!

Excitedly yours,
    the UPGAFS Event Staff

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