Solution to The Higher They Climb, the Farther They Fall

by Jennifer Berk

Each clue describes a positive or negative story about a senator:

Corker (positive)
Cochran (negative)
Akaka (positive)
Lugar (negative)
Manchin (negative)
Mikulski (negative)
Ayotte (positive)
Alexander (positive)
Grassley (negative)
T. Udall (positive)
Begich (positive)
Crapo (negative)
Boozman (positive)
Nelson (negative)
Pryor (negative)
Enzi (negative)
Paul (positive)
DeMint (negative)
Roberts (positive)

The yellow and white square at the bottom is a Chutes and Ladders board. In Chutes and Ladders, squares are numbered in alternating directions along rows from 1 at the bottom left to 100 at the top left. If you fill the senators into the squares from least senior in square 1 (Ayotte) to most senior in square 100 (Inouye), the squares containing numbers correspond to the clued senators above. Senators with positive clues are at the bottom of ladders; senators with negative clues are at the top of chutes.

Take the senator at the other end of each chute or ladder in the order above and index into his/her last name using the corresponding number to get:

ISakson
InhOfe
InouYe
BOxer
RUbio
RisCh
CAsey
Landrieu
KyL
ReId
MeNendez
Gillibrand
BarrAsso
ChaMbliss
Moran
CArper
KiRk
ShAheen
KerrY

That spells out SO YOU CALL IN GAMMA RAY, so you call in GAMMA RAY.