From: Ben Oisy, President, Enigma Valley Investment & Loan
To: Lay C. Brah, SVP, Security Operations, Enigma Valley Investment & Loan

Crazy uncle gave my kid this twisty cube for his birthday.  Kid couldn't
solve it, gave it to me, I couldn't solve it.  Spent all bloody night on
it, wife is pissed as hell.  Whoever made this thing is SMART.  Good at
keeping people from getting into things.  Hire Ernő Rubik, get him to
design something based on this infernal cube.
PS Get him to solve my cube too.  Can he do my kid's next birthday party?