Solution to Benny Lava

This puzzle references famous Youtube videos which show “English lyrics” misheard from a song in a foreign language. The title references Benny Lava, a particularly famous such video. Here all the videos referenced, all by Buffalax:

Video	Language	Original	Original Movie / Album / Artist
Benny Lava (Crazy Indian Video)	Tamil	Kalluri Vaanil	Pennin Manathai Thottu
Indian Thriller (Girly Man)	Telugu	Golimar	Donga
Moskau	German	Moskau	Dschinghis Khan
Tunak Tunak Tun	Punjabi	Tunak Tunak Tun	Artist Daler Mehndi

Each clue, translated into English, sounds absurd. However, the misheard lyrics of the video with the same language, when taken literally, answer the clue. Here are the clues, translated, the corresponding lyrics, and the answers to the clue. We extract by indexing into the answer using the given number. (Using Google Translate to translate the clues suffices.)

German	This master of dance summoned the fish that you invited to enjoy.	Come and dance and love the fish! Mister Disco summoned it!	MISTER DISCO	M
Punjabi	The lake guard should be sued because of the sawdust and pizza for this green person.	Sue the guard, up the lake there's sawdust and pizza Yoda!	YODA	A
Telugu	Children are prohibited from wearing this item of clothing.	Its the child no parka rule!	PARKA	K
Tamil	You fought a man of this profession.	I fought a barber man!	BARBER	E
Telugu	Unfortunately, this of device of yours is missing a bow.	Gosh, my old calculator ain't got no bow!	CALCULATOR	U
German	It's time that this former ruler loses.	Castro, it's the time to lose!	CASTRO	S
Telugu	This vehicle was eaten by a man with prominent nipples.	Nippley man I met, he ate my motorboat!	MOTORBOAT	O
Punjabi	This strange and chunky alien is in your yard.	In your yard I am the Ferengi man, very odd and chunky	FERENGI	N
Tamil	You should get this Hindi-speaking conifer.	You need a Hindi yew!	YEW	E
Tamil	This was the color of the goat that I ate, though I don't know who put it there.	Who put the goat in there? The yellow goat i ate!	YELLOW	O
Punjabi	One of the merry members of your bus group is this performer who hasn't played in a long time.	And your fiddler's very rusty, It's a very merry busfull	FIDDLER	F
Tamil	This car part made of minor buns created the main character.	Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!	ENGINE	G
Punjabi	Because this is somewhat hot, you should be envisioning yourself in a cold place.	All along, dude, try to imagine cold, Cuz the van is kinda hot	VAN	A
German	My cool tight pants are made of this material in addition to animal hide.	Don't you think I'm cool in tights? 'Cause it's made of yarn and hide.	YARN	N
Telugu	You should welcome people, with the exception of the guy who buys these.	Welcome the dude who ain't the buyer of mugs.	MUGS	G
German	You should come into the store selling this body part, where two men are set on fire.	Enter the hymen store! Two men are scorched and burned!	HYMEN	N
German	One should give utmost respect to this delicacy, lest they, like rangers end up pissed in tar.	Please respect the caviar! Rangers end up pissed in tar!	CAVIAR	A
Tamil	We are aware of the ingredients of this buttery drink.	We know what's in butter rum!	RUM	M
Telugu	This good is a cargo that you could do.	Salad is a cargo you could do!	SALAD	S
Punjabi	This animal should be wrapped in a tacky coat.	Wrap the rat in tacky coat	RAT	T
Tamil	There was an additional cost to buy this animal.	The puppy had a fee!	PUPPY	Y
Telugu	It is requested that you do not purchase this hairless animal.	Please don't buy the bald seal.	SEAL	L
Punjabi	You lay this animal while partying and filling me with tar.	And you fill me with tar and you party, laying bears.	BEARS	E

The letters read MAKE US ONE OF GANGNAM STYLE. After the team does so, they are given the answer to the puzzle.

by Alex Arkhipov