Location: Graveyard
Depth: 298

Solution to Graveyard Meta

by halftime

Answer: MECHANICAL SEA MONSTER

Oh my god! This creepy round deep in the ocean is full of spooktacular puzzles!

The titles provide the ordering mechanism; each one sounds a lot like one of the first 7 books from the original Goosebumps series. From each answer, extract the one syllable containing an "er" sound. This gives the solution phrase -- after it's been transformed as though by the "Ermahgerd!" meme.

Welcome to Dead WatersSUMMER
Stay Out of the TrenchKERFUFFLE
Shark BloodWINNER
Say Cheese and Dive!CURL UP
The Curse of the Atlantean's TombBIG SUR
Let's Get Submersible!SMS POMMERN
Night of the Living KrakenSTIR FRY

MER KER NER CURL SUR MERN STIR

The un-ermahgerd'ed phrase is the answer:
MECHANICAL SEA MONSTER