Each paragraph describes a real professional StarCraft game, except the player's names have been changed. The pool of letters forming the puzzle names of a pair of players consist of the letter bank of an actual game's players plus two additional letters. One additional letter is in the winner's name and the other additional letter is always in the loser's name. Any additional copies of the extra letter occur entirely in the same puzzle name to avoid ambiguity.
To rephrase this, the players names have been changed according to the following formula:
Puzzle name of Player 1: (Subset of letters from real Player 1's name + Subset of letters from real Player 2's name + Extra letter) anagrammed.
Puzzle name of Player 2: (Complementary subset of letters from real Player 1's name + Complementary subset of letters from real Player 2's name + Extra letter) anagrammed.
The goal of the puzzle is to identify the games played to get the name of the real players to determine the added letters. Sorting the professional games in the order by date played gives
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1998-11-30 Zileas vs Agent911 / Brood War Beta Tournament, Finals, Fading Realm - "a shuttle that shoots scarabs"
S E - Sszi11a vs Elegante9
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2004-07-02 July vs iloveoov / Gillete OSL Semifinals, Nostalgia - July's game vs Oov that broke Oov's record 25-0 TvZ winning streak
N D - Vino vs LovelyJudo
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2004-11-12 BoxeR vs YellOw / EVER2004 OSL Semifinals, Mercury - BoxeR's triple bunker rush vs YellOw
A R - Label vs WorreyOx
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2006-11-02 sAviOr vs Nal_rA / Pringles MSL Semifinals, Sin Peaks of Baekdu - sAviOr vs Nal_rA "Holy War" elimination race on Sin Peaks
E P - Ravine_ vs Parasol
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2007-01-02 BoxeR vs Sheis / SuperFight IV, Arcadia 2 - BoxeR's air force debut exhibition match vs Sheis where he uses an scv block on a proxy barracks to fake his starting location
L A - Exiles vs Abhors
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2007-02-02 Casy vs July / ShinHanOSL Ro16, Reverse Temple - Casy's fake fast expansion vs July
Y W - Jayyy vs Cluws
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2007-03-03 Bisu vs sAviOr / GOMTV MSL Grand Finals, Longinus 2 - The Bisu vs sAviOr finals series that made his build famous
H E - Sushi vs BioRave
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2007-06-29 Flash vs Bisu / Daum2007 OSL Ro8, Flash's refinery mining on Monty Hall vs Bisu
R E - Airbus vs Shelf
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2007-12-22 Jaedong vs Stork / Ever 2007 OSL Finals, Katrina - Jaedong's EEHan timing
Y O - Jetsky vs Dragooon
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2008-06-18 Stork vs GGPlay / Shinhan Proleague Week 10, Andromeda - Stork's 80-minute game vs GGPlay
(you don't have to watch it, just verify it is 80 minutes long!)
U B - PorkLust vs Baggy
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2008-08-09 Firebathero vs go.go / Shinhan Proleague Grand Finals, Wuthering Heights - That Proleague finals game where FirebatHero runs off stage and jumps into the river after the end of it
U I - HoboRogue vs i.Frigate
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2009-05-08 ZerO vs Kal / Bacchus2009 OSL Ro36, Holy World- where the neutral command center in the middle of the map is infested
L D - LoLark vs Zed
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2011-02-10 Bomber vs Losira / GSTL Feb 2011, Lost Temple GomTV - Losira losing the GSTL finals by dancing zerglings in Bomber's base (SC2)
C A - Corbel vs Ambrosia
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2011-04-02 Huk vs Idra / MLG Group Stages, Metalopolis - Idra leaves the game after Huk hallucinated void rays (SC2)
R R - Ark vs RRidUh
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2011-08-04 Stephano vs Brat_OK / ASUS ROG, iCCup Testbug - The "dumbest series ever" where both Brat_OK and Stephano try to lose to get a favorable bracket position (SC2)
I E - Oops_Ink vs Heartbeat
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2013-08-23 Innovation vs Taeja / WCS Season 2 Finals Group Stages, Newkirk Redevelopment Precinct - "Best game of 2013" (SC2)
R S - Janitor vs EvasionAnt
This gives the letters
SE / ND / AR / EP / LA / YW / HE / RE / YO / UB / UI / LD / CA / RR / IE / RS
Upon calling in SEND A REPLAY WHERE YOU BUILD CARRIERS, teams are instructed to build a replay with carriers - either with Brood War or StarCraft 2, or as a creative re-enactment in a medium of choice. Teams are then give the answer FUNDAY MONDAY.
(According to Idra's ragequit comments from a famous game, building carriers is a "Very useful talent toi have." Day9 has a popular show in which he shows replays of games with players having to play under certain constraints, like having to build carriers.)