I am truly saddened by your illness, my friend, and at this trying time of year!
~I suppose there are only two real inevitabilities after all!
Oh. Er, I See. It just seems an ill omen to be surrounded by such dull numbers.
~Ah! but let me convince you otherwise.
You’ll need to fill out some forms.
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Department of the Treasury—Internal Revenue Service
Estate Forms
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Form “A”
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IRS use only—Do not write or staple in this space.
See separate instructions.
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For the year of Jan 1–Dec 31st
1920
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Carriages and Similar Vehicles
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P.1
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Code
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A Series
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I. Filing Status
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[This section may diverge off topic]
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| Instructions: Check status boxes appropriately. Note the Code. | ||||||||
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1
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Natural numbers, summation of*
*in your own idiosyncratic way
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Negative
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099500 | |||||||
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Positive
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005590 | |||||||
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Undefined
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095900 | |||||||
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2
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Potential afflictions (past and present)
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(a)
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Aquagenic urticaria
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87 | ||||||
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(b)
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Dysentery
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0 | ||||||
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(c)
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Hepatic amoebiasis
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3 | ||||||
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(d)
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Hydrocele testis
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35 | ||||||
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(e)
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Progeria
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49 | ||||||
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(f)
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Vitamin deficiency
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02 | ||||||
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3
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Recurring forms | |||||||
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(a)
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1/2 + 1/4 + 1/8 + 1/16 +… | |||||||
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(b)
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1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1… in your own style! | |||||||
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(c)
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Even number | |||||||
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(d)
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All known real valued parts to non-trival zeroes of the Riemann zeta function | |||||||
| Instructions: Answer above with boxes provided below. Note the Code. | ||||||||
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(a–d)
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-1
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7 | ||||||
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0
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25 | |||||||
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½
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6 | |||||||
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1
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04 | |||||||
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Other/unknown
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18 | |||||||
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4
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Age at expected death | _ _ | ||||||
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Sum answer in part [4] with Code [1] | A _ _ _ _ _ _ | ||||||
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Concatenate Codes part [2] | A _ _ _ _ _ _ | ||||||
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Concatenate Codes part [3] (a)–(d) | A _ _ _ _ _ _ | ||||||
| II. Blank |
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[This section intentionally left blank] | ||||||
| III. Income | [This section to be continued] | |||||||
| Instructions: Calculate your fraction of use. Ignore repeating “1”s. | ||||||||
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[7708061 - √5] / 7014298 | A _ _ _ _ _ _ | ||||||
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10
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[166495 - √5] / 51362 | A _ _ _ _ _ _ | ||||||
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[153333195 + √5] / 18836890 | A _ _ _ _ _ _ | ||||||
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Department of the Treasury—Internal Revenue Service
Estate Forms
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Form “A”
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IRS use only—Do not write or staple in this space.
See separate instructions.
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For the year of Jan 1–Dec 31st
1920
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Carriages and Similar Vehicles
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P.2
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Code
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A Series
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| IV. Adjustments | [This section: abracadabra!] | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Instructions: Pull some numbers out of your hat | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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A _ _ _ _ _ _ | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| V. Exemptions | [This section is adorable] | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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“Home’s a’fire” insurance | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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“Tiny vessels” saving for surgery fund | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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St. Peter’s Cathedral restoration charity | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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“Codes and keys” musical cryptography after school program | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Scientist studies research and development credit | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Kelly Huckaby memorial fund | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Total exemptions | A _ _ _ _ _ _ | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| VI. Payments | [This section is a bit derisive] | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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20
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Yo momma is so numeric that she multiplied pi by fifty-four point eight six nine three five oh six eight six nine and multiplied this by the sum from k equals zero to infinity of four k factorial times the quantity one thousand one hundred and three plus twenty-six thousand three hundred ninety k all over k factorial to the fourth power times three hundred ninety-six to the four kth power. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Total payments | A _ _ _ _ _ _ | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| VII. Refund | [This section is refunded to you] | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Instructions: Found objects; find more | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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21
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121, 286, 561 | A _ _ _ _ _ _ | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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22
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19096, 23001, 26335 | A _ _ _ _ _ _ | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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23
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4606, 250, 765 | A _ _ _ _ _ _ | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Total Amount Owed | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | |||||||||||||||||||||||