I am truly saddened by your illness, my friend, and at this trying time of year! ~I suppose there are only two real inevitabilities after all! Oh. Er, I See. It just seems an ill omen to be surrounded by such dull numbers. ~Ah! but let me convince you otherwise. You’ll need to fill out some forms.
Department of the Treasury—Internal Revenue Service
Estate Forms
Form “A”
IRS use only—Do not write or staple in this space.
See separate instructions.
For the year of Jan 1–Dec 31st
1920
Carriages and Similar Vehicles
P.1
Code
A Series
I. Filing Status
[This section may diverge off topic]
Instructions: Check status boxes appropriately. Note the Code.
1
Natural numbers, summation of*
*in your own idiosyncratic way
Negative
099500
Positive
005590
Undefined
095900
2
Potential afflictions (past and present)
(a)
Aquagenic urticaria
87
(b)
Dysentery
0
(c)
Hepatic amoebiasis
3
(d)
Hydrocele testis
35
(e)
Progeria
49
(f)
Vitamin deficiency
02
3
Recurring forms
(a)
1/2 + 1/4 + 1/8 + 1/16 +…
(b)
1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1… in your own style!
(c)
Even number
(d)
All known real valued parts to non-trival zeroes of the Riemann zeta function
Instructions: Answer above with boxes provided below. Note the Code.
(a–d)
-1
7
0
25
½
6
1
04
Other/unknown
18
4
Age at expected death _ _
5
Sum answer in part [4] with Code [1] A _ _ _ _ _ _
6
Concatenate Codes part [2] A _ _ _ _ _ _
7
Concatenate Codes part [3] (a)–(d) A _ _ _ _ _ _
II. Blank
8
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III. Income [This section to be continued]
Instructions: Calculate your fraction of use. Ignore repeating “1”s.
9
[7708061 - √5] / 7014298 A _ _ _ _ _ _
10
[166495 - √5] / 51362 A _ _ _ _ _ _
11
[153333195 + √5] / 18836890 A _ _ _ _ _ _
Department of the Treasury—Internal Revenue Service
Estate Forms
Form “A”
IRS use only—Do not write or staple in this space.
See separate instructions.
For the year of Jan 1–Dec 31st
1920
Carriages and Similar Vehicles
P.2
Code
A Series
IV. Adjustments [This section: abracadabra!]
Instructions: Pull some numbers out of your hat
12
18 8
9 12 13
10 15 11
5 16 9
A _ _ _ _ _ _
V. Exemptions [This section is adorable]
13
“Home’s a’fire” insurance
14
“Tiny vessels” saving for surgery fund
15
St. Peter’s Cathedral restoration charity
16
“Codes and keys” musical cryptography after school program
17
Scientist studies research and development credit
18
Kelly Huckaby memorial fund
19
Total exemptions A _ _ _ _ _ _
VI. Payments [This section is a bit derisive]
20
Yo momma is so numeric that she multiplied pi by fifty-four point eight six nine three five oh six eight six nine and multiplied this by the sum from k equals zero to infinity of four k factorial times the quantity one thousand one hundred and three plus twenty-six thousand three hundred ninety k all over k factorial to the fourth power times three hundred ninety-six to the four kth power.
Total payments A _ _ _ _ _ _
VII. Refund [This section is refunded to you]
Instructions: Found objects; find more
21
121, 286, 561 A _ _ _ _ _ _
22
19096, 23001, 26335 A _ _ _ _ _ _
23
4606, 250, 765 A _ _ _ _ _ _
Total Amount Owed _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _