Self-Referential Mania

- The next answer plus thirteen mod twenty-six is ____.
- The number of o’s in these answers plus two is ____.
- The number of answers less than the answer to this statement is ____ minus seven.
- The kth prime number, where k is the number of u’s among these answers plus two, is ____.
- Ignore all characters in the previous answer that are not Roman numerals and read the remainder as a single number, then subtract three, and finally add the result to the number of i’s and u’s in the answer to this statement to get ____
- The antepenultimate answer plus eleven is ____.
- Multiply the number of answers that end in consonants (including y) by two, add one, and add the total number of x’s among all answers to get ____, which leaves a remainder of five when divided by six.
- The length of this answer times four, plus three times the number of syllables in this answer, minus ten, minus the number of o’s and c’s in this answer is ____.
- Nineteen plus the previous answer minus the next answer is ____, which is the sum of all the answers except this one minus one hundred seventy-one.
- Let k be the number of answers with value equal to fourteen. The (2k + 4)th number in the Fibonacci sequence (starting with index 1 at the first number 1) is ____.
- The median of these answers plus five is ____, which is nine times the number of answers equal to one, plus the number of answers equal to twenty-three.
- Let k be such that the kth statement is the first one with an answer containing a letter with Scrabble value at least eight. The value of nineteen minus k is ____.
- The number of other answers that have the same value as this is ____ (which is one of the modes of the answers)
- The average of these answers, rounded down, plus two, is ____, which is a multiple of the previous answer times seven.
- The number of n’s contained in this sentence is ____.
- The value of the answer to the next statement plus eleven is ____.
- The number of h’s among these answers times two is ____.