Aargh! My boss today is going like he’s possessed and running amok!! #monster

Oh crap. Just dropped a stack of plates. I am such a clumsy person! #bellylaughing

@highhopes LOL you make me chuckle and snort #shrieks

@tartlover Wanna link up in some online networks & make some new virtual connections? #consensual

@Punk’d You and everyone else here make me feel like an ancient lizard. #obsolete

A bit of info I just read (probably false): every minute the Russian government reads 4 million American tweets #learned

@CIA_killed_JFK Putin says he is our ally but he fundamentally wants to destroy us. #loyalty

@CIA_killed_JFK Some of us intuitively grasp the meaning of these actions. #cool

I’m wasted at this menial dead-end gig! #rehab

Here’s an idea that everyone’s spreading on the internet http://www.lolcats.com #nice

@Communitarianism4kids I feel your pain. You lack self esteem and want to be a really rich man. Daidle deedle daidle #accumulated

@nobodyknowsme Luv U – ur a dweeb & a weirdo. #fond

@nobodyknowsme Stop using jargony gibberish that reduces empathetic insight into clichés #overtroubled

@quickcure Not everybody can be an automaton like you #hohum

@newtswar All my Twitter friends are weirdly awesome and wonderful #partners

Today’s self-evident fact: you live every day of your life. What idiot wrote that cliché anyway? #dumdum

@ahumbleidea Stop wasting my time. I will drop you from Facebook and my tweets #removing