by Sarah Bagby
Answer: OWEN TEALE
Problem: Valentine’s Day Town/​Arbor Day Town

The source material for this puzzle is the AI Weirdness tumblr (“Letting neural networks be weird”), whose proprietor Janelle Shane trains neural nets on assorted texts for comic effect. In this case, we’re looking at “New paint colors invented by neural network.” The source material is clued by the flavortext: the gallery owner is “letting [the artist] be weird.” The puzzle title also refers to both the well-known IBM AI Deep Blue and to color.

It’s important to identify the source material, because the AI has really not got the hang of color names yet, which makes the cryptic clues that follow a bit odd. For one thing, they’re lacking definitions (“colors you cannot even define”). For another, WLTLTTF BZT is not a terribly promising string, but there it is. Fortunately there are also a number of color names built from legitimate English words: CONK GREEN, STICKS RED, SANE GREEN, FLOWER, GRAY PUBIC, BANK BUTT, STONER BLUE. Googling even a few of these will lead you to the complete list. Because all the answers come from this fairly short list, clues are presented in alphabetical order by clue rather than by answer.

  1. DONDAR + F
  2. G[eneral] R[elativity] A Y[oung] + [s]POCK
  3. HOR[ri]BL(EG + RA)Y
  4. B + YLF (fly rev.) + GO + AM + G + LOS + D
  5. [snicker]S TAR GOO N[ougat]
  6. STICKS RED
  7. STANKY BEAN (satan by ken anag.)
  8. D(a->O)RKWOOD
  9. SNO(W)B(ONK)
  10. SIN + DI(S POO (oops rev.))P
  11. S(ANE GR (anger anag.))EEN
  12. G(HASTY) P + INK
  13. F + LOWER
  14. SA(AE) BLE
  15. G + RAY + PU + BIC
  16. GORLPATEEHECD (telegraph code anag.)
  17. BA(RIAL) BLUE (bauble anag.)
  18. CAT + BABE + L
  19. CL[e]AR + [e]DIC[t] + F + UG[h]
  20. SORE + ERG + RAY
  21. T[o]UR+D[e]L[a]Y
  22. BU(R + F + PI)NK
  23. BURBLE SIMP (plum bribes anag.)
  24. STONER BLUE (subtle nero anag.)
  25. gronk keen -> CONK GREEN
  26. BANK + BUTT
  27. W(LT + LT)TF + B[lindly] Z[igzag] T[hrough]

Once you’ve got all 27 clues solved, you’ll need to mix some paint. The paint splotches on the palette tell you how: for the first letter, subtract the red component of color 12 from the sum of the green component of color 2 and the blue component of color 15. (The RGB values needed are indicated in bold in the table below.) Interpret the result as ASCII, and you’ll be able to read off the answer: OWEN TEALE, almost but not quite a color.

Clue Color R G B
1 Dondarf 145 151 226
2 Gray Pock 130 96 62
3 Horble Gray 178 181 196
4 Bylfgoam Glosd 229 233 112
5 Stargoon 233 191 141
6 Sticks Red 171 37 34
7 Stanky Bean 197 162 171
8 Dorkwood 61 63 66
9 Snowbonk 201 199 165
10 Sindis Poop 204 205 194
11 Sane Green 121 125 190
12 Ghasty Pink 231 137 165
13 Flower 178 184 196
14 Saae Ble 127 117 126
15 Gray Pubic 6 193 214
16 Gorlpateehecd 63 62 90
17 Barial Blue 167 168 169
18 Catbabel 97 93 68
19 Clardic Fug 112 113 84
20 Soreer Gray 121 121 110
21 Turdly 190 164 116
22 Burf Pink 223 173 179
23 Burble Simp 226 181 132
24 Stoner Blue 152 165 159
25 Conk Green 185 212 221
26 Bank Butt 221 196 199
27 Wltlttf Bzt 25 64 0
R clue R color Value G clue G color Value B clue B color Value Result Letter
-12 Ghasty Pink -231 2 Gray Pock 96 15 Gray Pubic 214 79 O
-22 Burf Pink -223 1 Dondarf 151 24 Stoner Blue 159 87 W
20 Soreer Gray 121 -21 Turdly -164 4 Bylfgoam Glosd 112 69 E
16 Gorlpateehecd 63 -23 Burble Simp -181 3 Horble Gray 196 78 N
11 Sane Green 121 -6 Sticks Red -37 -27 Wltlttf Bzt -0 84 T
14 Saae Ble 127 -9 Snowbonk -199 5 Stargoon 141 69 E
18 Catbabel 97 7 Stanky Bean 162 -10 Sindis Poop -194 65 A
8 Dorkwood 61 -13 Flower -184 26 Bank Butt 199 76 L
19 Clardic Fug 112 -25 Conk Green -212 17 Barial Blue 169 69 E