Spam generators have a tough "job".
They have to keep finding new ways of tricking millions of e-mail
programs to let their sleazy messages through. It does not help that
every company, big and small, is now fighting them tooth and nail. Some
states in the US have even passed laws that ban spam and can impose
huge fines and/or prison terms.
But wait! This is not a pro-spam advertisement! I am as frustrated with
spam as the average computer user. But I have to admit to a certain
level of curiosity at how these people auto-generate their content. I
recently noticed a pattern in the junk that I was deleting blindly from
my spam screen folder: the names that are tied with the various e-mail
IDs originating in Russia, Italy, Germany, etc. seemed to indicate, to
borrow a phrase, a modicum of method to all the madness.
Here are a list of names (both first and last), obviously randomly
generated, that I have encountered. I have two categories here. The
first set contains one "regular" name (i.e. either the first or the
last name is a "valid" name), while the other name is a word from
English or another language. In the second set, both first and last
names have meanings in regular conversation.
So here goes. This list will be updated regularly.
Half-"correct" names:
Emily G. Folded
Kristin Hammer
Defamatory Q. Hickman
Dwarfed C. Tyson
Bolted O. Roberson
Totally exotic names:
Wretchedly B. Homes
Kidnaping H. Withholding
Brassier H. Gondolier
Mussing G. Cussing
Palace V. Fountainhead
Conscientiousness S. Cycling
Vegetates M. Phases
Speed B. Cheroot1
Hesitant F. Heiress
Bloodstained J. Roquefort2
Dive U. Relay
Shorted H. Sued
Pitchers U. Violet
Shamrock S. Entomological
Clipt J. Presumptuously
Crossbarring E. Tasselling
Exigent J. Decriminalize
Bangle A. Lariats3
Entreats V. Giotto4
Preternatural I. Snowing
Reporting P. Favor
Rollback K. Cuticles
Trojan J. Slabs
Notes:
[1] A cheroot is a cigar cut square at both ends. But
this is amazing! According to the Meriam-Webster dictionary, the
etymology of the word "cheroot" is the Tamil word curuttu, literally
meaning "roll"!
[2] Roquefort is apparently a type of blue-veined cheese
from southern France.
[3] A lariat is a long light rope used to catch livestock or tether
grazing animals.
[4] "Giotto" sounds like a regular name. But the Merriam-Webster
dictionary yielded one hit! Giotto di Bondone was a Florentine
painter, architect and sculptor. The chief Italian
pre-Renaissance painter, he is credited with the fresco pieces "Life of
Christ" and "Life of the Virgin", and is the architect of the Duomo in
Florence.