"Even better, I was lucky. Back then, they didn't do what they do now to players; in fact, I personally met one of the wizards, and he turned me into this! I don't need to eat, and I can fly anywhere I want. I even have little appendages that let me pick up objects and move them around. Isn't this great?"
Only after a long pause do you realize the thing wants you to reply.
"It's great being a floating, talking cube? What a blockhead!"