Stupid Bird and Owner Tricks
Some of these were funny. Some of these were freaky! Some of
these were both freaky and (in retrospect) funny, but should never
happen again. A few of these were even good!
Learn from the mistakes -- don't risk a tragedy! Expect your
bird to be stupid, but don't be stupid yourself.
| Silly Birdie Tricks | Definitely
Bad Human Tricks | Good Human! You Get a Biscuit! |