John Gardner ('07) is the skinniest guy I have ever seen. Never far from a pair of sweatpants, John is doing computer science or physics or something imminently employable like that. He's a member of Theta Xi and a frequent commuter to Chicago. His nickname is Jug, both because he juggles and because those are his initials. Which came first? He was tossing blood clots around in the ultrasound.
He makes a mean virgin daiquiri, enjoys Kurt Vonnegut, and won't take no bullshit. In the picture above, John is expressing his approval of this message.
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