Current Members!

In no particular order...

	Noah Arbesfeld Noah is happy because the flood didn't come this year.		Zach Barryte Zach loves fingerless gloves, hats, and hates trees.
	Stephen Johnson Stephen could tell you the government's secrets, but then he'd have to kill you.		Liz Morant Liz is as cool as Anakin's bronze robot friend.
	Jack Wanderman Jack has connections. Sketchy connections. He schedules his layovers to be less than 5 minutes.		Emma Frank Emma is often confused by her surroundings.
	Hannah Pelton Hannah has the highest butros to inches ratio yet.		Brian Basham Are we supposed to ask questions?
	Jason P-R Jason is constantly amazed by Hive Mind.		Heath "Sleeves" Moore Heath is not available right now. Please hang up and try your call again.
	Sam Simmons Sam once wrestled an alligator, but he thought it was a crocodile.		Max Mann Max doesn't believe in cars.

Moldkill!

	Ben Park Ben's middle name is "Walk in the"		Matt Cibbo I am the Cibbo tremble in fear
	Jessica Bainbridge-Smith Jessica is known as B.S., which stands for Bodacious Salacious.		David Brescia Are you guys talking about sharks?
	Ryan Foote Four... point... twenty-one... jigawatts...		Paul Hlebowitsh WHYYYYYYYYYYY?
	Ally Berke The only thing worse than finding half a worm in your apple is finding no worm at all.		Ben Balas Ben was Boutros-Boutros Dictator of RKB at some point either before or after "The Matrix" came out.
	Jeff Klann It's funny 'cause it's true.		Jofish Kaye Jofish looks back with fondness on his halcyon college days, which Wikipedia tells him is some sort of wet bird.
	Daniel Katz Dan is a suspected axe murderer. Get it? Get it???		Elena Glassman Elena is still wrestling her way through MIT.
	Josh Glazer 257 Mosquito Bites.		Mathieu Chaize Mathieu still does improv, but prefers it in French.