Popcorn or No Crackwhore

Popcorn at the vendor on the sidewalk by the store
You pay the man a dollar and you wish youıd gotten more

Popcorn on the corner but there's other things for sale
A crackwhore's on the prowl with a whistle and a wail

She's counting on her fingers what sheıs charging for a lay
Two bankers and a salesman buys her popcorn for a day.

The banker and his children buying popcorn at the zoo.
They're watching turtles fucking, asking "do we do that too?"

The banker blushes soundly as his eyes shift to the floor
"We only fuck our lovers if we're married, not before."

The turtles liked that answer and they carried on with speed
The children, wanting popcorn, stamp their feet and cry and plead.

Then who passes but the lady who had finished off her ride
during lunchtime with the banker while his children romped outside.

The red turned fancy crimson on the tired banker's cheeks
He pushed aside the kiddies when the woman went to speak:

"I think you lost your wallet with two tens and fifteen ones
but I see you're buying popcorn and youıre chatting with your sons."

The banker checked his pockets and discovered with dismay
that the back ones were both empty- and the vendor wanted pay!

The vendor snatched the kernels from the little children's plates
and pushed aside our banker as the crackwhore paid and ate.

Eating popcorn! Fucking women! Itıs not easy to decide.
But I wouldn't fuck a crackwhore had I children and a bride...

Alison Wood

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