Newsgroups: alt.internet.media-coverage,comp.org.eff.talk,alt.censorship,alt.culture.internet
Subject: ** Sen. Exon Top Ten List! **
Message-ID: <1995Jul31.123939.55593@msuvx2.memphis.edu>
From: mddallara@cc.memphis.edu (Mark Dallara)
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 1995 17:42:47 GMT
Reply-To: mddallara@cc.memphis.edu
Organization: University of Memphis Biomedical Engineering
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That's right, kids!  In the grand traditions of free speech, politically
motivated ridicule, and gap-toothed talk show hosts, I now present...


 ** The Top Ten Reasons Senator Exon is trying to censor the 'Net **

10. Penthouse wouldn't print his "Forum" letter because it involved
    farm animals.

9.  Marty Rimm kept emailing him pictures of Rimm in the nude, wearing 
    nipple clamps and deep-throating a beer bottle.

8.  Hustler OnLine cancelled his subscription.

7.  Senator Packwood was having cybersex with Mrs. Exon.

6.  America OnLine refused to post his collection of nude Ralph
    Reed photos.

5.  "Them thar computers can take over your mind, boy!"

4.  He found his wife masturbating to pictures she had downloaded from 
    the "Big Swingin' Meat" BBS.

3.  His "busty, blonde cheerleader" #netsex partner on IRC turned out 
    to be Senator Dan Coats.  

2.  He's trying to suppress the nude photo of himself that's
    circulating on alt.binaries.pictures.ugly.old.wrinkled.bastards

1.  Impotence can make a guy really cranky.


(Feel free to distribute, comment, add items, and laugh 'til you soil
yourself.)

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