When I grow up, I hope to have a personal life. About Scott Hair: Prematurely graying Eyes: Two Height: 1.1 x 1035 Mass: 3.2 x 109 Diet: Primarily caffeine and whisky Biography Scott has been an untrammelled force for good and righteousness since the early days of his youth, many millenia ago. He has repeatedly criss-crossed the globe in order to spread his wisdom and teachings among the unwashed masses. Although history often records a different tale, Scott was the force behind many of the events that shaped our lives. For instance, Scott started the Bronze Age. He also wrote most of the Iliad; Homer translated it into Greek, which Scott invented. Some of Scott's other inventions are agriculture, the spoon, and jellyfish.

My wonderfully psychotic kitty: Chutney: 28 October 1995 - 17 February 2007.
See also Amy's memorial to her here.

Old timey fun.

Wisdom in stick figure form.

Musical fun.

Straight outta Hobbiton, yo.

I think I'm going to be a Rock. Et. Man.

Finding flavor snacks a mission incomplete?

Shun the nonbeliever!!! Shuhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nah.