When I grow up, I hope to have a personal life.
BiographyScott has been an untrammelled force for good and righteousness since the early days of his youth, many millenia ago. He has repeatedly criss-crossed the globe in order to spread his wisdom and teachings among the unwashed masses. Although history often records a different tale, Scott was the force behind many of the events that shaped our lives. For instance, Scott started the Bronze Age. He also wrote most of the Iliad; Homer translated it into Greek, which Scott invented.
Some of Scott's other inventions are agriculture, the spoon, and jellyfish.
Old timey fun.
Wisdom in stick figure form.
Straight outta Hobbiton, yo.
I think I'm going to be a Rock. Et. Man.
Finding flavor snacks a mission incomplete?
Shun the nonbeliever!!! Shuhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nah.