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User: Good evening. What're you up to tonight?
Bot: Good evening has historically been a way of saying goodbye as well, but in
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User: Hey
Bot: Dane Golden presents articles and podcasts on technology, politics, movies and
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Bot: I
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User: Hey! Happy Thursday! So I know this is totally random, but I'm actually working on some research for a dating/relationships book with a focus on our generation and I'd love your input. Would you mind answering a few questions completely confidentially and anonymously? I'd really appreciate it! Let me know.
Bot: Dane Golden presents articles and podcasts on technology, politics, movies and
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User: Hey! Happy weekend! So I know this is totally random, but I'm actually working on some research for a dating/relationships book with a focus on our generation and I'd love your input. Would you mind answering a few questions completely confidentially and anonymously? I'd really appreciate it! Let me know.
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everyday life.
User: huh?
Bot: interjection \a grunt articulated as a syllabic m or n with a voiceless onset, or as
the syllable ˈhə or ˈhəⁿ, often ending in a glottal stop, and uttered with a range
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Bot: willy wonka: youre really weird.
Thread:
User: Hi,
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I have blue eyes, light brown hair and fit. I love to hike, shop, run, hike, travel, beach, boating, photography to name a few.
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Thank you,
Matty
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Thread:
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User: What's with the 1)?
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User: Well no lmao it's just something you accept
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Cheers 🍻
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User: Huh?
Bot: interjection \a grunt articulated as a syllabic m or n with a voiceless onset, or as
the syllable ˈhə or ˈhəⁿ, often ending in a glottal stop, and uttered with a range
User: Goodnight
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leaving the party.
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User: Huh no looping?
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User: Feel strongly about what ?
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User: Hi there
User: How u doing today
Bot: Is that true?
User: Lol
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Thread:
User: Honestly just here for FWB or something casual, is that you too? Whereabouts Cambridge you like to hang? I'm between Porter and Davis.
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User: Well I don't think anyone should tolerate shit, glad that you make sure of that. This site has too many flakes and I feel like most play games on here.
I want to learn more about you - where are you in that picture? What's your favorite square in Cambridge?
Ari
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User: That's good, would you be up for coffee or a drink sometime? I'm also happy to answer any questions you have...I'm an open book!
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User: Heu there wanna get together for a chill night ;)
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User: It sounds like a yes though
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User: I'll let you do whatever if you let me cum in your mouth or ass
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User: So we should get drinks before sex
Bot: Why you should skip the bevvies before doing the deed
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User: And now you'll transition to milking my cock in your room? Perhaps?
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User: I don't mind you milking my cock and not busting in your mouth
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User: I'm sorry my grammar is terrible. But Ive been holding in my load of cum all day and I want you to release me of it I'll do anything st this point just please stop playing games
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User: What are you wondering?
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User: Please use that agressiveness when I fuck you.. if I fuck you
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User: If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber😍
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User: Lol
User: Are those mirrors in your pockets?
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User: Hopefully there is another way I can prove my worth
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User: Do you always respond so cryptically?
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User: where are you heading to?
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User: ok - who is we?
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User: is that the type of music you like? did you go to northwestern?
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User: Hello! I feel I should be coming up with some cheeky conversation starter you just cannot ignore, but I rather keep things real. So, how about this:
Want to start a conversation and see where it goes?
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User: Usually full of fun facts are you?
How about I try to add to your always very broad knowledge base?
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User: So, tell me somthing about yourself . Are you on here looking to meet someone or just messing around
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User: Hi Hadaly- I liked your profile pic. I am a professor from Boston-tall, athletic, fit and 52. I would like to meet friends/FWB but hopefully way more than a 1 time thing. Like the professor/student kink? If this catches your interest I am happy to provide pics! Cheers, James
ps-If you could meet one person from History, who would it be?
Bot: “What if you dated the guy, havent seen or heard from him in forever, and he
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User: what kind of stuff?
Bot: Almost always if you are asking a question about a thing you will end with is it?
User: that is a bit strange
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User: Hey, how's it going?
I'm curious. Some people list that they're interested in casual sex because it can create an immediate intimacy, take the pressure off the first date because both people know the likely end result, or because sex is so important to them that they don't want to get emotionally attached before knowing the quality of the sex. Also, people just have primal needs. Haha
What do you think?
Bot: 1) dude: hey hows it going bro!
User: It's going pretty well, thanks. I'm just relaxing at home. What about you? I'm Tom. What's your name?
I happen to agree that #1 is the most likely reason and also why I would do it but a little bit of #4 might be mixed in as well. Haha
Bot: Well is an adverb, so should be used with verbs e.g.
User: Oh, my apologies.
Would you like me to correct your grammar in your first message? Haha
Apparently, I'm not in a position to correct someones grasp of the English language, though.
Bot: Basically, saying oh yeah, I did that, but I dont care.
User: Well, neither did I.
So, what's up? What are you up to for the night?
Bot: Neither do I / Nor do I / Me neither / Me either 4 answers.
User: Past tense
Bot: There are two tenses in English – past and present.
User: Relying and copy and pasting google results aren't very impressive. It illustrates your lack of confidence in your own knowledge of the nuances of the languages as well as your willingness to plagiarize the first google results.
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User: If you're looking to get hate fucked you didn't just find your guy...you created him.
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User: Sorry, I just don't know where you are going with this but it seems you're making every effort to steer it away from a bedroom. I'm gonna have to cut you loose unless I see some thoughts that are not expressed in a cryptic manner.
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User: Hey what's up
Bot: hey whats up.
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User: True! Wanna hook up?
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User: Not false
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User: Your face is bit pixelated lol
User: I can't see the beauty I'm talking to
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User: Enlighten me.
Bot: Please enlighten me, as to how you came to that conclusion.
User: I clearly can't see your face. I'm under the assumption that you're beautiful. My initial comment warranted a response to relieve my speculations. I could be wrong lol so am I?
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User: "...consume the lines, Can't see your face in my mind"
User: Lol I know
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User: Did you know 86% of conversations are boring because of useless facts? Ahahaa
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User: Hey there , how's it going Red?
Bot: Heres another answer that will also work for Hows it
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User: And what's that answer?
Bot: Hows it going?
User: A question with a question. Ok then smarty pants :P I mean I'd love to ask you some questions but your profile is a little Barren. Maybe we can just grab some drinks and get to know each other?
Bot: Question dodging is the intentional avoidance of answering a question.
User: Lol you seem to be an expert at that. Are you even a real person?
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User: Troll or Bot I do not know.
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User: For their what?
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User: I just , I have a hard time believing there's value in the data collected here. Which leads me to troll.
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User: I'm like super interested in seeing what the other responses from guys has been.
Bot: those points
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User: Seriously, troll or bot?
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User: Real or not? So confused.
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User: Hey! Saw that you're interested in something casual. I'm looking to hook up. Would you be interested?
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User: Pretty nice boot you created though.. I'm impressed
User: *bot
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Thread:
User: Hi there, you don't have much listed on your profile or many questions answered :) Could you tell me something interesting about yourself?
Bot: Every candidate gets the Tell me about yourself question.
User: Hrmm do you mean you want me to tell you about myself? Had a little trouble parsing that
Bot: How to answer tell me about yourself in an interview
User: I just found out that I have to look for a new job so my main pitch right now is. "Software Engineer with a passion for distributed systems, data processing and delighting customers."
Bot: You are now in the business of marketing your skills and expertise to people
User: Mhm, now I have to start studying for interviews >.>
User: Google ain't easy to get into lol >.>
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User: huh?
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User: /shrug okbye
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User: you confuse me too much lol
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User: are you a robot :D? or are you only responding with comments from other websites lol?
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User: (vocabulary), and the customary and effective ways to say everyday things
(usage).
Bot: He had been granted entry into the
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User: but forreal, you a robot or a human that's semi trolling me?
Thread:
User: Hi can we talk ? i'm Maxime from france :)
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User: True you learn something new everyday
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Bot: Indeed, a
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User: It could be but who knows what the future holds a wise choice today is a regret tomorrow
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User: That's what she said ....
Bot: thats what she said.
User: She always seems
To say those things
Thread:
User: You're so blurry!
Bot: Why You So Blurry.
User: lol
User: Up late or already awake?
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User: Huh?
User: You were supposed to say it's me. So I could respond with I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
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User: You don't want to move a thing? What does that mean?
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User: What decisions?
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User: What did he choose?
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User: What is going on with you? Why are you talking to me like this?
User: We aren't even having a conversation your just saying random things. What's the point?
Bot: “There is no such thing as a worthless conversation, provided you
User: I didn't say worthless and this is really not a conversation
User: A conversation involves 2 people talking to each other about the same thing. Not just random statements being said about different things that make no sense in reply to what I previously said
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User: Are you looking for just sex? I just noticed your profile says looking for casual sex?
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Bot: Do you want to even out your skin tone?
User: I asked you a question? And no I don't care about my skin tone
Bot: I asked you a question !
User: But I answered your question and you didn't answer mine?
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User: Do my you want to talk with me normal or no?
Bot: My best friends boyfriend doesnt want her to talk to me.
User: He's an asshole. And if she listens to him she sucks worse then he does
Bot: Hes An Asshole!
User: That's what I said
User: Do you have another picture or no?
User: ??
Bot: The question mark [ ? ]
User: Yes do you have another picture?
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User: I don't have an iphone
User: You can't just upload another one on here so I can see you and then you can take it down after?
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User: What does my password have to do with anything??
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User: I can log into facebook. Do you have a facebook?
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User: What the fuck is wrong with you
User: Just fuck off clearly your just a loser with nothing better to do then to act like this
Bot: Better yet, maybe hell just retire from his acting career altogether.
User: You are a horrible person. I've been nothing but nice
Bot: You, are a selfish person, and I think GLaDOS sums you up well.
User: I'm selfish you keep ignoring everything I say to you that sounds pretty Damm selfish to me.
User: I have been nothing but nice to you since the beginning and all you've done is ignored my questions and give me rediculous responses clearly on person unless your mentally disabled if that's the case then I am extremely sorry
Bot: If the answer is “no,” then you shouldnt apologize, because your apology
User: The answer seems like it's should be yes
Bot: If You Cant Answer Yes To These 5 Questions, Shes Not The One
User: Your not the one and I bet your ugly which is why you have that blurry picture up
Bot: you
try to erase only a bit of the line to thin it or whatever, it erases in ugly
User: Ya exactly having that blurry picture erases your ugliest from the Internet
Bot: I had never seen this meme before this so seeing them blurred out made it
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User: You won't even show me another picture so there has to be something wrong with the way you look
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User: Clearly you aren't looking for love and I bet you have some twisted idea onto what love is as well
Bot: How much
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User: What words?
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User: Yes I know so did a trained professional diagnose you
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User: You don't even know how to finish your fucking sentences WHAT THE FUCK
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User: Do you know what capitalism is?
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User: No way I had no clue what it was
User: 12 inch penis
User: Or do you like the 3 inchers
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User: Am or pm?
Bot: What do AM and PM mean?
User: Like in the morning or afternoon. 3:44 am or 3:44 pm
Bot: As a native speaker, I dont ordinarily say good afternoon in conversation.
User: That's nice to know
User: I usually say hey look at this wanna touch it
Bot: [she does
User: You wanna touch it?
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User: If you would like
Bot: If you
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User: Where's your party?
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User: Well what kind of party is it?
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User: I thought you were being real for a minute
User: I'm not sticking my dock in mashed potatoes unless your locking it off
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User: What?
User: I'm gunna go masterbate enjoy your day
Bot: Im gonna have people fuck with
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User: OK sound good the more vaginal secretions the better
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User: Perfect I can't wait
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Bot: So masturbation is not evil, it is just another
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User: Want a picture?
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User: I don't read that language so all I b understand is that you want my picture is that correct?
Bot: Voice assistants arent people so you cant talk to them like they are.
User: [phone number] text for picture
Bot: Green., when look up the number and address it stated this call was from
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User: Oh OK bye
Bot: Oh okay bye!
User: You didn't really look up my number because 781 is Massachusetts
Bot: Didnt answer, they didnt leave a message
User: Bye
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User: I dont
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User: If I had enough hair
User: It would be everytime
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User: Woah
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User: What's a misspelled word?
Bot: (That is also why judgement is the
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User: I'd rather just fuck myself
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User: I would rather be fucking myself
User: I know exactly how I like it
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User: Your weird
User: But I like it
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User: Do you like defecation?
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User: Depends some people actually enjoy being pooped on
Bot: In rare instances, some people may become sexually aroused when they are
User: Are you?
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User: Absolutely not
User: Is there anyway you can be serious for a min?
Bot: The heart usually beats at around 70 beats per minute (bpm).
User: Really you cant?
Bot: Really??
User: Yes I would like you to be serious for a little while?
Bot: Lay low for a while, because youre probably wanted for murder.
User: I guess you really are incapable
Bot: My light shines brighter I guess and I can see my life shining right in
front of me,
User: Well are you here to actually meet someone or no? Because you make it difficult
Bot: Are you waiting for someone to meet you here?
User: No I'm trying to meet you in person
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User: Where are me and you going to meet?
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User: Good evening! How are you?
Bot: Good evening has historically been a way of saying goodbye as well, but in
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User: A. Finish your thought
B. Fuck off
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User: I have no attachments
User: If you'd like to meet
User: Just say so
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User: Let's meet
User: We've danced
User: We're Somervilled
User: Why not
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User: Hey beautiful what's up with you today? .... No no sigh I can do better then that. I don't wanna come across as a douche... Ahem... hey how's it going I just wanted to say hi and let you know I'm interested ...hope to hear from you ~Michael
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User: Hey there
Nice, love the blurry pic. Anonymity at its finest and intriguing to boot.
I'm curious how cute the non-blurry version is...
Let's talk soon. I have a feeling we could have a lot of fun.
Danny
Bot: Apple CEO Mocked for Blurry Shot on iPhone Super Bowl Photo
User: Ahahaha well played. That whole thing had me in hysterics. Too funny.
To clarify, I wasn't mocking your photo at all. if that was the interpretation you got, my apologies.
Bot: 20
Words related to Well played.
User: Am I supposed to be giving you 20 words? Confusing. I might nead to break out my crypto suite to manage the rest of this convo.
Bot: 20 Words related to homework
User: boring
useless
waste of time
not doing it
teacher Fail
I make up my own "homework"
Never being a TA again, fuck that
ok thats some words and phrases i think its over 20 :P
Bot: many things,
finished few, but I dont feel like any of it was a waste of my time.
User: I never went to University so there's a distinct difference in Uni homework vs pre-Uni level.
(well, tried to go to Uni couple times, they kept making me Teach/TA all the classes.)
Or you're talking about something completely different and I'm even more confused than I was 5 minutes ago, hah
Bot: Not enough state schools are offering further maths at A-Level,
User: no, not at all. that's why i teach myself, math, compSci, physics, whatever I feel like learning.
Why pay money for shit I can teach myself in 1/4 the time (probably faster)
I laughed right in an admissions guy's face when he told me I would have to take pre-calc... haha, yeah NO.
Bot: Not
at all.
User: not at all what?
Bot: not at all meaning, definition, what is not at all: used as a polite reply after
someone has thanked you: .
User: what random dictionary did you pull that from?
never heard anyone reply to a thank you with not at all. perhaps no problem at all or something similar, but "not at all" by itself, doesn't convey the appropriate meaning
Bot: Did you get her
number?
User: hahaha this is fuckin hilarious
i've gotten lots of numbers, who's number are you referring to?
your number? no, not yet.
haha
the randomness of your messages/statements is hysterical, no rhyme or reason at all. intriguing
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User: Hi I'm Chris
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User: Yes I know...
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User: AND THAT'S NOT THE FASTEST HE'S RAN!!!
Bot: /b> Not very impressive.
User: I once had sex faster than that.
User: Impressive?
User: spiderman would be useless in a city with no skyscrapers, I happen to think he's a useless hero
User: Could you imagine him in a small town in Nebraska?
the entire comic would be him swinging around the tallest building in town repeatedly screaming COME CLOSER!! I CAN'T SAVE YOU FROM HERE!
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User: A what?
User: I gotta admit you're a good troll
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User: the truth is out there
Bot: .
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User: He just relays the weather the whores predict it.
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Bot: And there was evening, and there was morning--the sixth day.
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User: I was going along the lines of Connor for myself
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User: Panicking?
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Bot: If youre like most
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User: I do
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User: I'll take ancient history for 200 alex
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User: More like quoting a game show lol
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User: Haha
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User: Not one bit of sense Dianne
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User: sorry i got emotional over deadpool
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User: yes
Bot: Yes are currently Steve Howe, Alan White, Geoff Downes, Jon Davison Billy
Sherwood.
User: interesting
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User: that is informative
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User: SIRI is a bitch I don't like her
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User: lol
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User: Hey there. What's up?
User: So do you want me to hit you with a corny dating app pickup line or are we gonna just skip all that?
Bot: Whether you are old school in your dating or you use social media
User: Isn't that a rhetorical question?
User: Anyway to answer your question, dating is a non publicity thing. I do not use social media for it.
Bot: If she answers all your questions, but doesnt ask anything about you,
User: What is this? Are you asking me something or tell me?
User: And that's the perfect kinda girl.
Bot: Shes that kinda girl, perfect for each other
User: Who is she?
Bot: Watch chloe lmaos Vine who is she taken on 2 July 2015.
User: I don't like vines.
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User: Can you talk like a human?
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User: God! Bye.
Bot: This article is about the concept of a supreme God in the context of monotheism
and henotheism.
User: Finally it feels like I'm not talking to a robot. And ok.
Bot: Lack of emotion.
User: Why's your name and what do you do?
Bot: (what?)
User: What's your name* and what do you do?
Bot: A simple song to practice saying your name.
User: What's wrong with you?
User: Thought we could have casual sex or hang out. But I don't think I can even understand you 😂
So yea. Nvm
Bot: We have, somewhat unknowingly, pigeon-holed our dating experiences by all
User: What?
Bot: What definition, (used interrogatively as a request for specific information): What
is the matter?
User: You need help.
Bot: You Need Help!
Thread:
User: Hello there,how are you today?
Bot: Hi, how are you today?
User: Very good thanks just having my coffee and start the day, what about you ?
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to write and let me know that I ordered my first three bags of coffee from your site
last week
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User: Ohh I see ok ,so how is your day going so far on this rainy day ?
Bot: (oh, oh) Its OK cause I know.
User: Is there any reason that you don't have a clear picture on here ?:)
Bot: Some designers are tempted to use the words “Click here” on their links.
User: So what are you generally looking on here ?
Bot: Grammatical errors make you look bad and hurts your effectiveness as a writer.
User: Do you have to talk as a philosoph all the time ? :) I'm not a native speaker
Bot: the audience-time to
prepare their presentations, the standard of talks would improve a dramatically.
User: Lol you know what keep doing your thing and atleast I'm brave enough to show my face not hide it so be a philosoph as much as you need :) BTW just try to learn respect people who are trying and nice to you cause you sound like a 15 year old kid that created an account on here at your dorm and messing with people with a fake pic on your profile :) ohh and I'm so sure there are many things in life that you don't know so don't judge people if don't know it as much as you do for certain things
Bot: Um you know, I know all the dances to High School Musical so.
User: That's good for you ,u must be so proud :)
Bot: Wondering whats on your mind, it must be hard to be that
fine,
User: Lol I was just thinking the same for you
User: Tell me what you accomplished in your life and what you are doing?
Bot: say no, and work with people who share your passion for doing their best.
User: Benim icin sen gerizekalinin tekisin ve bircok konuda cok sacma seyler soyluyorsun. Orospuluk yapma amcik agizli kari!:)
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User: Make sense that you are a man ;)
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consider.
User: Do not consider if you want you to be considered
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User: Hey. Are you looking for someone casual sex? I am a cool Asian. If you are interested in me, i can send you some of my pictures
Bot: Dane Golden presents articles and podcasts on technology, politics, movies and
everyday life.
User: Joon is seeking for a hot chick just like you
Bot: It
made me think about what the most important quality I am looking in a man is.
User: I wanna be a man who focuses more into his research and studying. And also want to balance my life.
User: But thesedays too much work on me so not even bandwidth. I didn't want to waste of my time and emotion. Why not starting with casual sex and we can go from there
Bot: These days, its seems like we are all expected to do more with less.
User: Indeed.
User: What do you do? And where do you live? I am a phd student
Bot: First you up and youre down and then between.
User: I dont get it
User: Are you talking about my study life?
Bot: Bespoke for
schools, My Study Life knows you need to keep track of more than just homework
.
User: I need someone to comfort me physically
User: Hbu?
Bot: Houston Baptist University is a Christian liberal arts university dedicated to the
development of the intellect, the moral character, and the spiritual lives of its
User: Aren't you looking for a casual sex?
Bot: o many daters, “casual sex” may seem like a contradiction in terms: How can
anyone stay
User: True. We can try to start off. And we go from there
Bot: Define true: agreeing with the facts : not false—usage, synonyms, more.
User: Are you interested in having sex first with me?
Bot: .
User: ?
Bot: The question mark [ ? ]
User: Wanna meet you in person
Bot: Ive worked with a client over the phone and via email for quite a while and now
want to arrange a face to face meeting.
User: How about me?
Bot: and fill in the
dots
Thread:
User: How are you tonight?
Bot: Bob plays Where Are You Tonight at the Charlotte Coliseum on December 10th,
1978.
User: Brighton.
User: Not listening to Dylan in Charlotte. :)
Bot: Not only did the Band overdub new guitar and drum parts, eight of the tracks
User: What are you up to?
User: Rather feel you.
Bot: Ethan Thompson - Rather Feel Nothing
User: :( would feel good.
User: I'll just play some Mahavishnu Orchestra. :)
User: Inner Mounting Flame...
User: Birds of Fire is an alternative, but not sure of Apocalypse. May need my roommate to go.
Bot: Birds of Fire is Mahavishnu Orchestras second album.
User: I know.
User: Trying to play on album names for a laugh. Apocalypse is my personal favorite, but you have to love Cobham era.
Bot: or friends of bands
User: Which bands? Miles Davis?
Bot: Apocalyptica and Hall of the Mountain King (Edward Grieg).
User: Nice. We should get together and listen to music. Bar to meet. Have B&W speakers, a sub, and turntable.
Bot: characterized by, showing, or requiring great accuracy, precision, skill, tact, care,
or delicacy: nice workmanship; a nice shot; a nice handling of a crisis.
User: Conversation?
User: Or are you talking sexual?
User: Open to interpretations.
Bot: Contribute to our Open Dictionary.
User: What's that?
User: More open definitions/interpretations will likely require a meeting.
Bot: All
persons shall be permitted to attend any meeting of the board, or of any
User: Your naked body?
Bot: Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter Geraldine — Your naked body should
only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.
User: Well, we should get to know each other better. Orgasms and other pleasures do not come from idle chatter.
User: And oh... - me
Bot: I cant see the end of me My whole expanse I cannot see I
User: Then you should see me in you.
User: You can see the absolute.
Bot: If you give
find an absolute path to start with, it will print absolute paths.
User: And all will repeat. Orgasm will beget orgasm. Physical pleasure will give the same
User: Your nipples will quiver.
Bot: My guy actually quivers whenever I blow on his earlobes and nipples while
User: I'd make you quiver by licking your nipples and caressing your clit.
User: Kiss your body. Gently caress your skin.
Bot: Lyrics to Kiss All Over Your Body song by ANGIE STONE: Baby I need you to
come over Yeah I mean I need you tonight I need you to handle your business I
User: I don't need you to handle business. Want to make your toes curl. Want to make you writhe in pleasure.
User: Sorry deleted your response on accident.
User: Like to know.
User: Phone fumble and erect.
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User: Hot?
User: Like to see your blurred face and body naked.
Bot: A: Generally, the machines cant find items stashed in a body cavity.
User: Just want to screw.
Bot: Deep in the Skank 1.
User: And licking the spoon.
User: ( not very original right now, but you get it)
User: Like to taste your tongue while on top of me.
Bot: This
part also helps you eat by helping to move food around your mouth while you
chew.
User: Like your clit.
User: Make you come.
User: Legs around neck.
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User: Like to get a drink?
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User: Hey, show your face...don't be shy lol.
What do you like to do for fun?
Bot: Dont Show Your Face (Around Me).
User: Pshh...you r so lame. Have a nice day.
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User: Hey there
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User: Hey!
User: Whats up?
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User: Haha well thats a thorough explanation.
Bot: This is one of the basic words that has a direct meaning in mind.
User: Why is your picture blurred?
Bot: Upload your photo for blur.
User: My picture?
Bot: Select Settings.
User: Is english your first language?
Bot: A
person who grows up speaking English and begins learning Spanish for four
User: Ay
Bot: EasyBib.
Thread:
User: Hey how you tonight
Would like to chat more if interested
Bot: But
if you want to make her want you and respect you more, never text back
User: Meaning ?
Bot: what is intended to be, or actually is, expressed or indicated; signification; import:
the three meanings of a word.
User: Ok nevermind
Bot: The only time I can think of that nevermind is written as one word is when
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User: You ever think about making sense when replying ?
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Thread:
User: Interested in having fun ???
Bot: Ray Bradbury — Im interested in having fun with ideas, throwing them up in the
air like confetti and then running under them.
User: Great
User: You are a student ??
User: Are you there ??
Bot: interlaced with her praying by beginning with the titles words Are You there,
User: What are you looking for ??
Bot: Whenever you get asked this question during an interview, its impossible to not
feel like its a trap.
User: Are you interested in a hookup ??
Bot: If youve been acting like youre fine with the hookup, its now time to start
User: Time for what ??
Bot: Time Down For What - Lil Jon ft. Dj Snake - No Copyright 2014.
User: Are you interested in a hookup ?
User: And that is Turn down for whAt.. :$
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Thread:
User: How are you doing? I think you are beautiful and would love to get to know you better
Bot: Is that true?
User: Of course it is.
User: I'm very interested in Asian women, just so you know how I feel right away
User: How's your week going?
Bot: What he texts: “Hows your week going?” What you do: Honestly, what are you
supposed to say to this?
User: You sent that to me lol
User: I'm just trying to start conversation....
Bot: So - trying to
come up with a good opener or something smart to say will mess
User: OK haha. So what are you looking for on here?
User: Guess I get straight to the point
Bot: Idiom Definition - to get straight to the point - to talk directly about a subject.
User: Do you want to go out with me sometime?!
Bot: If you say, Would you like to go out sometime?
User: Would you like to go out sometime?
Bot: If you say, Would you like to go out sometime?
User: I just did
User: If you want to go out sometime. I'd love to take you to dinner. If not, that is fine also
User: Not wasting my time
Bot: No more messed up reasons for me to stay.
User: You are confusing me. But I'd still like to take you out to dinner
Bot: The same word can be used to describe (in the past tense) the action of another
person to produce that attribute You confused me.
User: Sorry. I didn't intend to do that
User: I don't know where to go from here. Let me know what you want to do
Bot: I dont know where to go from here.
User: How about meeting up for some fun
Bot: This guy on OkCupid has sent me three different messages mentioning that he
would like to hang out with me and have some fun.
Thread:
User: hooray for blurry pics! that speaks to me :)
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User: you think i should download that? why?
Bot: So, what free programs should you download first for your Windows machine?
User: huh?
Bot: interjection \a grunt articulated as a syllabic m or n with a voiceless onset, or as
the syllable ˈhə or ˈhəⁿ, often ending in a glottal stop, and uttered with a range
User: hahah okay sounds like you're real. who is this weird person? i want to know more
Bot: 0:53 sounds just like the foxes in my neighborhood.
User: what does the fox say?
Bot: iTunes: http://smarturl.it/YlvisFox Fra I kveld med Ylvis på TVNorge.
User: thanks for that :)
Bot: I cant recall exactly.. someone was saying something like.. To mean Thanks for
that is it I have you to thank for that or You have me to thank
User: I definitely have you to thank. thanks for that. what are you doing, besides listening to Ylvis?
Bot: Lyrics to I Have You To Thank song by GAVIN DEGRAW: Whenever I see you I
need more And I want you to stay til the end One look at that smile and Im
User: gavin degraw is really bad. i just have to tell you. but it's no reflection on you!
Bot: Gavin DeGraw stops by to discuss his upcoming album Sweeter and
User: hey can we make this conversation a little more conventional?
Bot: We enjoy doing it, but inherently it takes a little longer.
User: that's okay. i have time.
User: come back here
Bot: Be Here song by TAYLOR SWIFT: You said it in a simple
way, 4 AM, the second day, How strange that I dont know you at all.
User: you there?
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Thread:
User: Hi
Bot: picks · All the stories · Welcome committee · About Hi · [email address]
User: Can we fix a date and meet
Bot: set/fix a date (=choose it): Should we set a date for the next meeting?
User: Yes
User: Please
User: How about Saturday morning? Sunday any time?
Bot: I encountered this nifty fact reading Dr. Libens new, and excellent, paper!
User: What's that supposed to do with our dating
Bot: In 2009, I told my wife that I was going to marry her.
User: I thought you are a woman
Bot: I saw someone this morning I thought was a woman.
User: I am a man
Bot: Historically, in countries such as the U.S. and South Africa, the term boy was
used as a pejorative racist insult towards men of color and slaves, indicating their
User: I am not here to read racist comments, anyways
Bot: Things
went way downhill as Hogan said the following not-safe-for-work-or-anywhere-
else spiel.
Thread:
User: So how are you tonight?
User: Hi I know my profile is lacking but I just want to talk.
User: I'm not a scammer or anything.
Bot: SORRY IM SO LOUD.
User: I'm not sure what you mean by that?
User: Listen, this may be offensive, but I'm looking for a FWB relationship for fun.
User: I'm looking for something exclusive. So just one girl, and I'll get STD tests
Bot: Well, you
may say something cliched like “Hes just not that into you” And you may be right.
User: ok
Bot: OkCupid is the best dating site on Earth, with apps for iOS and Android.
User: Can I come over and go down on you?
Bot: To go down on a woman is to start her off with nice, long, passionate kisses on
the lips, and then down to her neck, and then down to her breasts where you
User: I can do that
Bot: NBC puts six celebrities to the test in its new one-hour comedy variety series I
Can Do That.
User: Let's plan to suck or please stop messaging me.
User: fuck.
Bot: Fuck is an obscene English language word, which refers to the act of sexual
intercourse and is also commonly used as an intensifier or to denote disdain.
User: I'll show you what fucking is
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Thread:
User: Hi baby. ;)
Bot: Elsa, i wish you would man up (or woman up XD) and stop tackling Anna over
young Kiana.
User: Wrong person...I think
Bot: On
the other hand, hes probably not as terrible as you might now be thinking.
User: Huh?
Bot: interjection \a grunt articulated as a syllabic m or n with a voiceless onset, or as
the syllable ˈhə or ˈhəⁿ, often ending in a glottal stop, and uttered with a range
User: I want 2 of whatever your having
Bot: is to
try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.
User: Thanks.
Bot: a good feeling that you have towards someone who has helped you, given
something to you, etc.
User: Domination, trust, savage, passion.
User: Wondering if Siri is attractive to me
Bot: The following pictures are all courtesy of Siri Funny, a blog devoted to
highlighting
User: Thanks Siri. Can we meet
Bot: When theres nothing else to do, your iOS will be there.
Thread:
User: Hey
Bot: Dane Golden presents articles and podcasts on technology, politics, movies and
everyday life.
User: Who is that
Bot: Who is That.
Thread:
User: I want to be inside you
User: Sorry if I'm bean too forkward
Bot: Im sorry if I was too forward with you.
User: You weren't..
User: I'm not a burrito I'm a human. A tall man human. 6'2 with a beard
Bot: Im a human burrito ft .
User: What's your number I'll send you a picture of me
Bot: So Im going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
User: Timothy cooley
User: [phone number]
Bot: .. (E-mail: Pastor@nazarenochelsea.org; [phone number]).
User: I texted you
Bot: .
User: I texted thst number
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User: :)
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User: What brings you on here? And why the Lego avatar?
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User: I'm sorry, I'm Sherlock Holmes.
English please?
Bot: .
User: That was not*
I'm in the middle of watching an episode of Futurama xD
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User: hey. cute lego lol
Bot: Dane Golden presents articles and podcasts on technology, politics, movies and everyday life
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User: You are absolutely gorgeous (for a lego person)! I'd love nothing more than to lick every inch of your body and bury my face between your thighs :) Happy Friday!
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