Fredicity Humor Creativity Quote
"Hit the timpani like you mean it! Like your wife just cheated on you and boy, you're gonna let her have it!"
"So these staccato notes -- you've got to play them short. And I mean short. Like birds pecking worms from the ground in the morning. They don't take their time -- they really peck fast and aggressive. You've got to peck those notes like your breakfast depends on it!"
"We have to perform some surgery on this section. But not your average, everyday nose job. No, this needs a heart transplant."
"It needs to feel like you're out in the garden picking tomatoes, and a humpback, no, blue whale falls out of the sky and lands on you. And it's heavy. But you lift it up off you and save the tomatoes. Yeah… it needs that feeling. Oh man! I need help."
"Measure 24 is like this ball rolling. This shiny ball covered with… what are those called? Sequins! Yeah, it's covered with sequins, and it's supposed to be rolling along beautifully, but you've filled it with jelly, you know? And it's rolling all funny, you know? So get the jelly out. No jelly!"
"That sounded like rotten cottage cheese. Fresh dairy products, please."
"39 is like a monkey in a tutu."
"A pigeon just pecked out my eyeball."
"I want it to sound like a gigantic zucchini coming to squish the audience. A heavy green veggie. Know what I'm saying?"
"Listen, it's like a… no wait, I've used the Mack Truck analogy already. Ok, you have this car, man. And it's filled with coins. Each coin is unique, individual. But they are all thrown together in the trunk of the car. See what I mean? And as you are driving along, the trunk opens, and the coins fall out. That's what I need! Each note is a valuable coin."
"It's like when you get really excited and your hair sticks up at funny angles."
"M as in mother, but lipstick! The mother is wearing lipstick."
"I need that short… like an Asian… woman!"
"We want it warm and friendly… like a cat, but without shedding."
"Fatten that sound. Like a bear going into hibernation… but stay awake!"