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Jon "BIG JonnyV" Varsanik

Born: Novemember 12, 1981
Hometown: Moon Township, PA
Major: Physics (8) and EECS (6)
Events: Anything under four laps not involving breaststroke.
Oooh, look at those muscles. Now you know why I am called "big." While I may not have grown since I was 9, I am still big enough to kick butt in the pool. I am from a small suburb of Pittsburgh, called Moon Township. Before coming to MIT, I had lived in the same room of the same house for my entire life. It is made of cheese, you know. The moon. Never trust a man made out of cheese. He told me that he would put Voltron back on the air. All I got from him was high tide. Fat lot of good that did me. I like lemomonade and upside-down. Anyways, I am back for another year. If anyone asks, just tell them that I am a freshman.