| I'm from the deep South. That should answer any questions you may have. I also enjoy racing motorcycles.
Editor's Note: He has four stories.
1. He is a bartender. (covers any conversation relating to drugs, alcohol, employment.)
2. He races motorcycles. (covers any conversation relating to cars, motorcycles, accidents, and bodily injury).
3. He went on a date with a Playmate. (covers any conversation relating to girls, sluttiness, sex, and porn).
4. He used to be fast. (covers any conversation relating to swimming).
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Class of 2007