UWIP Minutes 5/9/06 The main order of business at the meeting was elections for next year. The results: President: Madeleine Sheldon-Dante Co-Vice Presidents: Yiwen Chu and Michelle Zimmermann Treasurer: Mary-Irene Lang Secretary: Ming Yi We discussed some possible events to have next year, including meeting with female faculty, collaborations with other similar groups, and anything involving food. Keep an eye out for announcements about social events over the summer. Congratulations and best wishes to all our graduating seniors! Emily Chan will be at Yale, Laurie Burns is going to Stanford, and Anat Burger (our outgoing President) is headed for UCSD. If you see them, wish them luck (and, of course, to the other seniors who weren't able to make the meeting). And now, with whatever flourish is possible via email, your ~ physics joke ~ The experimentalist comes running excitedly into the theorist's office, waving a graph taken off his latest experiment. "Hmmm," says the theorist, "That's exactly where you'd expect to see that peak. Here's the reason." A long logical explanation follows. In the middle of it, the experimentalist says "Wait a minute", studies the chart for a second, and says, "Oops, this is upside down." He fixes it. "Hmmm," says the theorist, "you'd expect to see a dip in exactly that position. Here's the reason...." Your '05-'06 secretary, signing off, -Michelle Zimmermann