In ``Summer'' VooDoo

• Guest Editorial --- Egregious spew from an annoying political wannabe.

• Letters to the Editor Egregious spew from annoying readers.

• 50 Things to do During Finals You might as well have some fun if you're going to fail anyway.

• Phos Asks --- Phos harasses the class of '96 as freshmen one last time.

• One Night, Part II The further adventures of James Fleming's drug-demented hero.

• Romance in the 21st Century --- Jim Bredt tries something a little bit different.

• Safety and Security at MIT Avoid becoming a victim of the recent crime wave at MIT.

• Jack's Journal --- The everyday adventures of a house manager on the edge.

• Concert Review What do you mean you missed the Gun's and Roses concert? Relive it here.

• Firehose Tavern --- Mark Hurst's saga continues.

• David Letterman Addresses Young Scientists --- Raluca Barbulescu takes a look at nerds and humor.

• Slug Bunny --- Tattoos and the Grammy Awards.

• Harley Hydrophobic Another one of those rabid father alone in cabin with son stories..

• Dysfunctional Family Circus --- These came in the mail. We're not sure who's responsible, but we thought they were funny.

• The Cybernetic Kid --- The premiere installment of our new vigilante superhero.

Phos