In ``Back to School'' Voo Doo

• Letters to the Editor --- Our readers take the mighty pen to paper.

• A Life Specially Engineered to Have No Regrets --- Mechanical waterfowl and more from Cherry Ogata.

• King Muffler and the Golden Touch --- ``DON'T TOUCH THAT!'' humor from Hani Sallum.

• Romance in the 21st Century --- Jim Bredt continues his futuristic love-fest.

• A Life Specially Engineered to Have No Regrets --- More existential fun from Cherry.

• How the Nubile Young Nymph played Strip Poker with a flock of Penguins from Antarctica in the Caverns of Mount Kilomonjaro --- Uh, yeah.

• The Deep Dark Secrets of M.I.T. --- Things you didn't know brought to you by Jennie López.

• One Night, Part III --- James Fleming's drug-demented hero apparently has a flashback.

• The Snapdragon Chronicles --- A new feature from Henry Chiu.

• Von Nostrilman's Compromise --- The future of Voo Doo humor from Dave Jordan.

• VooDoo's Horoscope --- The skeptical should inquire with our resident psychic, Raluca Barbulescu.

• Raging Dave --- Hey, I found it tacked to my door. You tell me!

• Cartoon Guide to the SuperCollider --- A fun treatment of a serious topic that affects the future of us all.

Phos