In ``Happy Holidays'' VooDoo

• Letters to the Editor --- Our readers take the less-than-mighty pen to paper.

• At Peace with the Circus --- Clowns, childhood flashbacks and more from John Dzenitis.

• The Snap Dragon Chronicles --- Another great installment from Henry Chiu.

• My Old School --- Startling revelations about MIT from Ryan Johnson.

• VooDoo's Humor Resource Pages --- Pointers to funny things happening all over campus.

• Ask Phos --- Helpful holiday hints brought to you by Jennie López.

• Paying E. Hemingway A Visit --- A stunning period piece from Hani Salllum.

• Romance in the 21st Century --- Jim Bredt continues his futuristic love-fest.

• Beyond Maximum Horror --- Nulclear terror and other niceties from Pete Finkelstein.

• Jack's Journal --- by Jack.

• Long Live the King --- The JFK/Elvis/Marilyn connection explained by Neel Krishanswami.

• One Night, Part IV --- James Fleming's drug-demented he... oh b.f.d. I hate writing these stupid things, and Mr. ``Dorkboy'' Phlegming didn't get this next installment of his stupid run-on story to me until the last fricking minute, so I have no idea what it's about, the picture is crooked so you have to squint, and I hate his little Freshman ass. Coffee... Goddamn. WILL SOMEONE GET ME SOME COFFEE?

• The Controversy over MAPHTA --- A time for protectionism? Hoyt Bleakley interviews a tiny Texas Techie.

• Plethora --- Flotsam from the twisted mind of Cherry Ogata.

• Raging Dave --- Hey, I just don't know where this stuff is coming from...

Phos