In ``Saint Patrick's Day'' VooDoo

• Letters to the Editor --- Kissing up, shouting down, and shameless self-promotion.

• The Big Screw Jobs in Life --- Not for the faint of heart, or for reading over lunch, by Jennie López.

• 1987 --- For everyone who thought the hard part was ``getting to the top,'' by Charles Forsythe.

• Commander Coriander and his Trusty Sidekick Cilantro Boy --- Herbal tonics and why spicy food stays with you all day, by Jason Bucy.

• Interview with Concussion Ensemble --- More shameless self-promotion. It's out magazine, we can do what we want, by John Dzenitis.

• Beyond Maximum Horror, Part III --- This one's almost finished, we promise, by Pete Finkelstein.

• The Snap Dragon Chronicles --- by Henry Chiu, just like the Energizer Bunny.

• When to Run --- Love in the 90's. Advice from a man who calls himself ``Jaemz'', James Fleming.

Phos