In ``Back to School'' Voo Doo

• Letters to Voo Doo --- More of the same spew from readers.

• No Darkroom Flamage --- More of the same spew from our editor, courtesy of Physical Plant.

• You Will --- More futuristic innovations brought to you by AT&T.

• Freshman Sensitivity Exam --- Fear of offense got you clammed up? Test your sensitivity with our quick quiz!

• A Monkey On My Back? --- Voo Doo's wit shines on a recent controversy.

• Ask Phos --- Another heapin' helpin' of advice from Phosphorous, with help from Jennie López.

• Voo Doo's One Wishes in the World --- A glimpse into the inner minds of the Phosphorites.

• Building --- Another grad-school horror story, by Jim Bredt.

• The Unreleased Works of Harold Edgerton --- A few flashes into the life of `Doc' Edgerton, by Echo Love.

• The Man from Hot Springs --- A not-so-balanced view of the Clinton Presidency.

• The Decoy --- The story of one duck's search for Meaning, by Jason Sachs.

• Crying Man --- You think you've got problems?

• Find this, buddy --- Another piece of entertainment from the depths of depravity, by Raluca Barbulescu.

• Electric Voo Doo --- The story of Phosphorous' ascent into the computer age, and the woman who loved him.

• ``We Went To Dollar-a-Pound And Found A Toaster'' --- Did we mention straight jackets? By Max Lord.

• Snapdragon Chronicles - Special Edition --- Henry Chiu uses his mutant powers once again to deposit carbon particles onto dried wood pulp... all for another great installment of SDC, of course.

• Empty Bubble Mania --- Proof that even regular folks like yourselves can submit. Just use our pre-drawn cartoon panels!

• Beyond Maximum Horror, Part DCLXVI --- Bonus! There is no BMH in this issue! Can you believe it?