In ``Frigid Beaver'' Voo Doo

• Letters to Voo Doo--- You, too, could be here.

• Editorial --- Our hero goes after some of the usual suspects. By Jason Bucy

• Re-engineering Made Simple --- ...and other oxymorons. By Hoyt Bleakley

• Remembering William B. Elmer --- Larry Appleman commemorates the passing of a Voo Doo founding father.

• Another Editorial --- Our hero runs into a fan at the ABP. By Hani Sallum.

• Joe Smug --- Our hero takes a journey to the afterlife. By Zachary Emig.

• Fear of Crashing --- Our hero takes to the sky, we hope. By John Dzenitis.

• IP Address Shortage Spurs Black Market --- Another story about the 'net.

• The Adventures of Commander Coriander --- Our hero... By Jason Bucy.

• Testicular Trauma --- A ``don't try this at home'' story. By Andrew Ian Feinberg.

• Billy Was the First Pantomime Cage Dancer --- Our hero gets an exciting break. By Max Lord.

• Windows 95: The Saviour? --- Phos joins in on the hype. By Charles Forsythe.

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