You (Yoyo) Zhou

yoz (adj.)
  1. (land) that has never been cultivated; virgin (forest, land).
  2. (plant) that has gone wild.
  3. (animal) that has become wild and untractable (because it's been allowed to run free).
  4. uncouth, boorish (person).
  5. simple, single (flower).
  6. degenerate; decadent.

One time, there was an M.Eng. student named Yoyo. He did research on Byzantine-fault-tolerant network coordinate systems with Barbara Liskov in the Programming Methodology Group in CSAIL at MIT, having completed his undergraduate education there (with degrees in two four-letter words). But at the same time, he was a Teaching Assistant for 6.033, a venerable

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