fnaq
frequently not asked questions
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General Fnaq
Q: Did the Milk expire first, or did jhawk become a SIPB member first?
A: jhawk became a SIPB member first.
Q: Is Clam a sorority?
A: Yes.
Q: Where can I get a brass gnat?
A: Wherever they sell yellow paper.
Q: That's racist.
A: That's a sentence.
Q: Why does Building 18 look like Building 54 on its side?
A: Because I.M. Pei wanted to make a back-reference.
Q: Are Kzinti allowed to consume the members?
A: I think MITSFS only places the limitations on dragons now.
Q: What's the worst continent to start a land war in?
A: EAAG.
Q: Is General Fnaq's chicken more authentic than General Tso's chicken?
A: Trivially.
Q: How do I get into MIT?
A: Try walking inwards at 77 Massachusetts Avenue. The doors are never locked. Also, this is a frequently asked question. What are you doing here?
ESPhnaq
Q: Is Ocean Spray an official sponsor of ESP?
A: No.
Q: Is ESP dangerous?
A: Probably not?
Q: If the 2x4 dies while in office, what happens now?
A: Good question.
dzaefnaq
Q: I think 'dzaefn' is too easy to remember. Is there a more complicated e-mail address I could e-mail dzaefn at?
A: Sure. Try rwb.qq904goakc2u73-md5bg6qei9567v9pn2gkbk1g8@.
Q: I think 'dzaefn' is an unfairly hyphen-biased name.
A: That's not a question. But 'dzundrzkorr' exists just to appease those like you that see hyphen bias in things.
Q: Why do gchats from dzaefn often have weird occurrences of the letters ZQWERKOL?
A: They're typoes.
Q: Then why are those keys so far from the keys dzaefn intended to type?
A: dzaefn has weird fingers.
Q: How is 'ZQWERKOL' pronounced?
A: SKWUR-kul
Q: Is that a Pokémon?
A: No.
Q: How fast does dzaefn type?
A: Fast enough to make those typoes.
Q: Isn't 'qvestions' spelled with a 'v'?
A: Yes. It's also spelled without an 'i'.