fnaq

frequently not asked questions

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General Fnaq

Q: Did the Milk expire first, or did jhawk become a SIPB member first? 
A: jhawk became a SIPB member first. 

Q: Is Clam a sorority? 
A: Yes. 

Q: Where can I get a brass gnat? 
A: Wherever they sell yellow paper. 

Q: That's racist. 
A: That's a sentence. 

Q: Why does Building 18 look like Building 54 on its side? 
A: Because I.M. Pei wanted to make a back-reference.

Q: Are Kzinti allowed to consume the members? 
A: I think MITSFS only places the limitations on dragons now. 

Q: What's the worst continent to start a land war in? 
A: EAAG. 

Q: Is General Fnaq's chicken more authentic than General Tso's chicken? 
A: Trivially. 

Q: How do I get into MIT? 
A: Try walking inwards at 77 Massachusetts Avenue. The doors are never locked. Also, this is a frequently asked question. What are you doing here? 

ESPhnaq

Q: Is Ocean Spray an official sponsor of ESP? 
A: No. 

Q: Is ESP dangerous? 
A: Probably not? 

Q: If the 2x4 dies while in office, what happens now? 
A: Good question. 

dzaefnaq

Q: I think 'dzaefn' is too easy to remember. Is there a more complicated e-mail address I could e-mail dzaefn at? 
A: Sure. Try rwb.qq904goakc2u73-md5bg6qei9567v9pn2gkbk1g8@. 

Q: I think 'dzaefn' is an unfairly hyphen-biased name. 
A: That's not a question. But 'dzundrzkorr' exists just to appease those like you that see hyphen bias in things. 

Q: Why do gchats from dzaefn often have weird occurrences of the letters ZQWERKOL? 
A: They're typoes. 

Q: Then why are those keys so far from the keys dzaefn intended to type? 
A: dzaefn has weird fingers. 

Q: How is 'ZQWERKOL' pronounced? 
A: SKWUR-kul 

Q: Is that a Pokémon? 
A: No. 

Q: How fast does dzaefn type? 
A: Fast enough to make those typoes. 

Q: Isn't 'qvestions' spelled with a 'v'? 
A: Yes. It's also spelled without an 'i'.