ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT

Have you ever...

Section 1: Sex

1. seen a porn movie in the lounge?
2. rented a porn movie for the lounge?
3. given a backrub to a hall member?
4. dreamed/fantasized about hall members?
5. watched activities in open west parallel windows?
6. shared a bed with a hall member without anything steamy happening?
7. had sex with a hall member?
8. had sex with multiple hall members at once?
9. failed to have sex with a hall member due to excessive drunkenness? (*)
10. faked it with a hall member?
11. cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend?
12. seduced a hall member who had broken up less than a week previously?
13. seduced a hall member who had broken up less than a month previously?
14. been happy the Bemis showers were so small?
15. been happy the Walcott showers were so large?
16. used the DSR for its intended purpose?

Section 2: Hacking

17. gone hacking with hall members?
18. been involved in Orange Tours?
19. led an Orange Tour?
20. been the official "figurehead" of Orange Tours?
21. ledged into your own room?
22. given a ledge tour?
23. ledged in the nude? (*)
24. been able to get onto the roof by yourself?
25. impersonated Jack Florey not during Orange Tours?
26. broken into the cages in the basement?
27. been involved in a major (published) institute hack?
28. dropped anything heavier than your head off an MIT rooftop?

Section 3: Criminal Activities

29. tormented 4E?
30. bought alcohol for underage hall members?
31. been ordered off the ledge by an administrative type?
32. had to talk to campus police about hall activities?
33. been summoned by the house manager?
34. been summoned by the housemasters? (*)
35. sold weapons to hall members?
36. sold drugs to hall members?
37. been arrested?

Section 4: Drugs

38. drunk 10 or more cups of coffee a day for at least a week?
39. gotten drunk at a hall party?
40. thrown up in the Bemis bathroom?
41. ended up at medical, or some other hospital, due to drug/alcohol use? (*)
42. played November Games on 5E?
43. lived in a "smoke-filled" room?
44. gone on a hall trip?
45. given "The MIT Tour"?
46. used hall funds for drugs?

Section 5: Destruction

47. been showered for freshman shower night?
48. showered freshmen on shower night?
49. had a snowball fight on the hall?
50. dropped the ultrabuster?
51. dropped or rolled it on yourself?
52. funnelated the west parallel?
53. broken a window with the funnelator?
54. left residue from funnelation for weeks afterwards?
55. launched fireworks at the west parallel?
56. participated in a hall waterfight?
57. set a table on fire?
58. filled the hall with smoke?
59. destroyed an EXIT sign?
60. put a hole in the wall?
61. repaired such a hole?
62. exploded anything in the volleyball court?
63. exploded three different substances in 24 hours?
64. drawn a pentagram on the hall? (any substance counts)

Section 6: Hall Events

65. gone out to eat with more than twelve hall members at once?
66. roadtripped with hall members?
67. gone to Bad Taste with the hall?
68. registered a hall party?
69. thrown a hall party?
70. worked a hall party?
71. worked a hall freshman?
72. thrown a FAC?
73. given a Florey Award?
74. received a Florey Award?
75. hosted a hole at Bar Golf?
76. stripped at Saturnalia? (*)
77. painted a hall mural (Bemis counts)?
78. painted a hall member?
79. participated in an orgy with hall members? (*)

Section 7: Miscellaneous

80. written The Children of Florey?
81. owned a Florey shirt?
82. owned a different Florey shirt for every day of the week?
83. put the hall as your first choice in EC rooming selection?
84. played a networked video game with hall members?
85. played a trading-card game with hall members?
86. been asked to turn down/off your music?
87. turned off other hall members to your music after repeated playing?
88. been pressured by hall members to do something you wouldn't do otherwise? (buying Bokkins counts)
89. drawn the Krotus symbol from memory?
90. elaborately planned something for the hall that never happened? (i.e. the lounge pool, a hack, etc.)
91. been without off-hall MIT friends?
92. spent a week or more without leaving the hall? (*)
93. spent the night asleep in the lounge?
94. sent an anonymous message to florey?
95. been on Academic Probation?
96. bought or sold a soul with hall members?
97. been sacrificed to Krotus? (*)
98. sacrificed someone else to Krotus? (*)
99. meditated on the image of Krotus for multiple hours? (*)
100. gotten a permanent Krotus tattoo?

AND... subtract a purity point for every hall member you've slept with beyond the first (they don't have to be living here now).

Good going!