Random Hall Purity Test

Count the number of things you've done, subtract from 102, divide by 102, multiply by 100, to obtain your percentage of purity.

A "Randomite" is defined as a person who at some point in the past or present has lived in Random Hall.

"Sex" and "slept with" are defined as oral, anal, or vaginal sex.
All technicalities count.

Have you ever...

    Dorm Represent

  1. Run a Random CPW or Rush event
  2. Run at least 10 Random CPW or Rush events
  3. Been a chair
  4. Been a Rush chair
  5. Been on ExecComm
  6. Been a Random deskworker
  7. Painted a mural
  8. Painted a ceiling tile
  9. Made another modification to the building
  10. Known a story behind the names of each of the floors

    11. Sketch

  11. Made out with a Randomite
  12. Slept with a Randomite
  13. ...that lived on your floor
  14. ...that was your roommate
  15. ...that was a cruft
  16. Showered with a Randomite
  17. ??????
  18. Had sex at least once in each type of room (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  19. Fulfilled the name of the Lesbian Orgy Room
  20. Been involved sexually with two or more Randomites at the same time
  21. Sketched on the frosh before November 1
  22. Participated in a random-bondage event
  23. Heard sex noises coming from the shaft
  24. Disturbed a lounge or kitchen with your sex noises
  25. Performed SCIENCE on someone or had SCIENCE performed on you
  26. Broken Black Hole's kitchen rule or lounge rule
  27. Taken the Purity Test with a large group of people (Sigma Delta version)
  28. Lost at least 10 purity points in one year (Sigma Delta version)

    29. Bad Ideas

  29. Punched, kicked, or otherwise caused a hole in the wall
  30. Shafted something
  31. Set off the fire alarm
  32. Refrained from using the elevators during a fire alarm
  33. Used a fire condom
  34. ...that was actually a condom
  35. Stayed up all night for no particular reason
  36. Not slept for 48 hours straight
  37. Built something out of SmartStart bowls
  38. Participated in an attack on another living group

    39. Hacking

  39. Been involved in Orange or Tangerine Tours
  40. Had a leadership position in Orange or Tangerine Tours
  41. Been a member of ORK
  42. Pulled a hack with ORK
  43. Pulled at least two hacks with ORK in 24 hours

    44. Hobbies

  44. Been a member of one the twinkie pillar groups (Guild, APO, ESP, MITSFS, SIPB)
  45. Been a member of a majority of the twinkie pillar groups
  46. Been an officer of one the twinkie pillar groups
  47. Been an officer of a majority of the twinkie pillar groups
  48. Been called a twinkie intended as an insult
  49. Been at a Random board games night
  50. Played a board game for at least 6 hours straight
  51. Played ntris
  52. Boffed on the roofdeck
  53. Used the EE lab
  54. Used the Shop
  55. Participated in Clam Fight Club
  56. Been on Random's Mystery Hunt team
  57. Solved a meta puzzle for Random's Mystery Hunt team

    58. Food

  58. Made Tuesdays
  59. Eaten liquid nitrogen ice cream
  60. Made liquid nitrogen ice cream
  61. Gotten pizza from Chicago because everywhere else was closed
  62. Gotten breakfast at Sunny's after an all-nighter
  63. Lost the Mary's game
  64. Attended a floor dinner
  65. Cooked for a floor dinner
  66. Been a member of a cooking group
  67. Raided another floor for dishes

    68. Events

  68. Gone to Bad Hentai Night
  69. Gone to Cookies and Smut
  70. Gone to Racist Movie Night
  71. Gone to Tea and Math
  72. Gone to B7s
  73. Gone to a Quiche Cabal
  74. Danced at a Bonfire party
  75. Gotten drunk at a Bonfire party
  76. Celebrated the Milk's birthday
  77. Participated in a traveling party
  78. Had the birthday dirge sung for your birthday

    79. Social Interaction

  79. Had only friends who were Randomites
  80. ...who were floormates
  81. Not been in a West Campus dorm in at least a year
  82. Been in a cuddle pile
  83. Skritched someone or gotten skritched
  84. Given a backrub to a Randomite
  85. Lived off-campus with a bunch of Randomites
  86. Lived in Random unofficially, or unofficially housed someone in your room

    87. Peculiar Lifestyle

  87. Spent the night asleep on a couch in a lounge
  88. Been asleep on the couches in the lounges of at least half the floors
  89. Tooled in a closet
  90. Lived in a closet for an extended period of time
  91. Kept track of days by Random Standard Time
  92. Played a song using a Random media server
  93. Written a comic on the Dinosaur Comics board
  94. Been on zephyr
  95. Suffered from the "enter dot enter" disease
  96. Checked bathroom.mit.edu instead of walking to the bathroom
  97. Lost clothing in a laundry purge
  98. Dyed your hair
  99. Had a cat
  100. Had a furry, feathery, leathery, or spiky fish
  101. Bought a bottle that ended up on a mantle
  102. Participated in shirtless o'clock