The Adventures of Vladimir Smirnoff—The Rite of Spring
Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don’t you? ‘Course you do.
But there’s one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes every Sunday a treat for me.
—Tom Lehrer, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
Sketch the Fourteenth: In which our hero is distracted from poisoning pigeons in the park.
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