"You roll so high on your wilderness lore check that you track down a fast food restaurant." - Skikka

"I almost said, 'There is no "s" in Spain.'" - Mara

"But my die's over back by the house!" - Mara, when asked to do a check after having walked across the room as the party left Bronwen's house

"I need more arrows." - Skikka "Arrows?" - Mara, pointing to the insane quantities of arrows she had drawn on the battle map

"Never bite a gift horse in the neck." - Xave

"ICness, please." - Xave "No, thank you." - Mara

"There could be something else, like a satellite with a big ol' lantern on it." - Mara, regarding whether or not there is a sun

"Is that his name? That's a weird name. I give people weird names." - Xave, looking at papers

"Suddenly, a cloak of boringness surrounds your eyes. You man now no longer notice anything interesting with spot or search checks." - Xave, when Bronwen put away her notebook

"He only hates me because I keep insulting him." - Mara, referring to Skikka

"'Whom' says the rabid grammar nazi." - Xave

Ray: "You are very na•ve." Bronwen: "What's that mean?"

"May I ask who's calling? *pause* I mean, who are you?" - Xave to Greesh over the phone.

"You also see someone reading a book, but you decide not to bother them, because they're not here right now." - Xave's preferred method of dealing with absent players

Skikka thinks to the DM. Xave rolls. Skikka: "What are you rolling?" Xave: "To see if the Ilithid nearby hears you."

Xave: "The clouds are getting heavier." Mom: "Who's carrying them?"

Cirabel: "I unsheathe my fists."

Cirabel: "Crouching monk, hidden pigeon."

"[To Cirabel:] Do you know Aquan? [To Ray:] It sounds like she's saying, 'I am a jelly donut.'" - Xave, when Cirabel was making water sounds to Ray

Xave describes a restful dreamplane with butterflies. "I eat the butterflies." - Mara

"What the hell?!? There's some blood. Take it!" - Cirabel, quoting Ray's manga out of context

Skikka: "We can wait 'til morning, his hair won't run away."

(Regarding D&D for Jews) Mara: "[D&D characters]'d eat rocks if they had to." Cirabel: "Do rocks chew their cud?"

Mara: "I know I'm not gonna roleplay during D&D!" [Meaning on Scattergood, of course]