Lesson VIII-8: Throwing Your Hat In The Ring Well, you weren't planning to run, but if everyone insists, you guess you could use the $8 million you already raised in illegal campaign funds.
Legal Men
- Won the WWF Junior Heavyweight Title in a
three-way match
- Threw a respect match at Superbrawl
- Deformed South Park enthusiast and friend
of the Insane Clown Posse
- Wrestled a match in memory of his brother
on October 4, 1999
- An earl who teamed up with a lord and a
squire
- Used Arrogance as a weapon
- New Jack's partner for exactly one ECW Tag
Title reign
- Arguably the Yoko Ono of 3 Live Kru
- Shares his nickname with the Hawaiian star
of Fuji Vice
- WCW Cruiserweight Tag Team Champion who
sang his own theme song
- Was managed by Scott Levy in Levy's first
WWF appearance
- Fourth-highest-ranking officer in the
Misfits in Action
- His mask has often been likened to a yellow
jockstrap
- Was attacked and replaced by Redd Dogg
- NWO member whose first and middle initials
parodied Vince McMahon
- Namesake of a tournament won by Shelley and
Waltman
- Only Tough Enough winner to hold the
Intercontinental Championship
- Refused to shake hands at the end of the
match that crowned the first ROH champion
- Fell through a wall on A Flair for the
Gold
- Only man other than Hulk Hogan to wrestle
at the first nine Wrestlemanias
- Lost his "girlfriend" through a
woodchipper
- Received the WWF championship as a gift (it
was declared vacant afterwards)
- Only Mexican-American to play Tiger Mask's
evil twin
- Magically caused the Ultimate Warrior to
vomit
- Penultimate holder of the CWF Heavyweight
Championship
- Lost a Halloween Havoc match after being
attacked with a cattle prod
- Won a brand new belt by defeating Owen Hart
in Germany
- First man pinned on camera at the last
Guilty as Charged
- Renamed three titles to reflect his
Canadian heritage
- Shares his name with the first baseman from
an Abbott & Costello routine
- Cut a promo as the host of "Monday
Nyquil"
- His regular Byte This! co-host shares a
name with Nailz
- Lost a boxing match in under a minute at
Wrestlemania
- First victim of the double Doink
phenomenon