NEGATIVE AD CAMPAIGN

by Sean Trowbridge

Solution: REGISTERED TRADEMARK

The warning labels lead to the following companies' negative slogans, clued by length but otherwise in no particular order:

SUBWAY	EAT FRESH	VOMIT RANCID
FROSTED FLAKES	THEY'RE GRRREAT	WE'RE LLLOUSY
DOCKERS	NICE PANTS	MEAN SHIRT
7 ELEVEN	OH THANK HEAVEN	OH THANK HELL
AVIS	WE TRY HARDER	WE FAIL EASIER
SOUTHWEST	WANNA GET AWAY	WANNA LOSE HOME
CAMPBELL'S SOUP	MMM MMM GOOD	YUCK YUCK EVIL
LUCKY CHARMS	THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS	WE'RE ORDINARILY BLAND
PORK	THE OTHER WHITE MEAT	THE OTHER BLACK VEGETABLE
EGGS	THE INCREDIBLE EDIBLE EGG	THE INCREDIBLE POISONOUS SPERM
ALLSTATE	YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS	YOU'RE IN EVIL CLUTCHES
BEEF	IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER	IT'S WHAT'S ANTI BREAKFAST
STATE FARM	LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR	LIKE A NAUGHTY ALIEN
WHEATIES	THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS	THE DINNER OF LOSERS
MILLER LITE	TASTES GREAT	LESS FILLING TASTES AWFUL MORE FILLING
KIX	KID TESTED MOTHER APPROVED	PARENT ASSUMED DAUGHTER DENIED
MAXWELL HOUSE	GOOD TO THE LAST DROP	NASTY TO THE MAIDEN SNATCH
GREYHOUND	LEAVE THE DRIVING TO US	SEIZE THE DRIVING FROM THEM
VISA	EVERYWHERE YOU WANT TO BE	NOWHERE I WANT TO BE
MCDONALDS	YOU DESERVE A BREAK TODAY	I DESERVE A FIX TOMORROW
DOUBLEMINT GUM	DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE DOUBLE YOUR FUN	HALVE MY PLEASURE DOUBLE MY BOREDOM
SURE	RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE SURE	SLASH MY BOSS IF YOU'RE UNCERTAIN
LIFECALL	I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP	YOU'VE STIFFENED AND I CAN GET DOWN
M&M'S	MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH NOT IN YOUR HAND	CONGEALS IN MY ANUS AND IN YOUR HAND

Once these negative slogans are identified, they can be assembled by matching up the hexagon pieces and slogans into an image of a REGISTERED TRADEMARK symbol.