The first letters of the clues spell out:
AWHAT AYABO DOEST HESCO ITIES QUANT THESE UTALL UTERS VEGETRearranging the groups of five to a more pleasant order yields:
VEGET AWHAT DOEST HESCO UTERS AYABO UTALL THESE QUANT ITIES VEGETA WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT ALL THESE QUANTITIESwhich is an allusion to the "Over 9000" meme.
Assign a value of 1 to the quantities which are over 9000, and 0 to those which are not.
0 Violins in the Berlin Philharmonic 1 Europe's land area, in square kilometers 0 Groups of order 72 0 Earth-Pluto distance, in AUs 1 Tennessee's GSP per capita, in dollars 0 Axial tilt of the earth, in degrees 1 Weight of Konishiki on the surface of the sun, in pounds 1 Hats owned by Roger "Buckey" Legried 1 Annual rainfall at Mount Wai'ale'ale, in millimeters 0 Tentacles on a sea nettle 0 Days in a decade 0 Olympic medals awarded in 2008 1 Elephant population of India 0 Strikeouts by Nolan Ryan 1 Total mass of all popes, in kilograms 1 Heat generated by a bonfire, in joules 0 Eagle species 0 Sailors who completed Magellan's expedition 0 Children in the Von Trapp family 1 Odyssey's length, in lines 1 Ultimate frisbee field size, in square feet 0 Total players in the 2010 World Cup 1 Empire State Building's height, in inches 0 Rods in a nautical mile 1 Solar luminosity, in watts 0 Atomic weight of Unununium 0 Years since the creation of the earth, according to the Jewish calendar 0 Area of a circle with radius 50 0 Bumblebee hive population 1 Overall volume of the Supreme Court justices, in fluid ounces 0 Uranus' orbital period, in fortnights 1 Time since 1970, in seconds 1 Atoms in Leonard Nimoy's left earlobe 0 Legs on a millipede 0 Length of Der Ring des Nibelungen, in minutes 0 Triangular faces of a snub cube 1 Height of a poodle, in micrometers 0 Electrons in a molecule of caffeine 0 Smoots in a nautical mile 1 Eel consumption in Japan every year, in tons 1 Quadratic polynomials over the field of order 32 0 Ur-Quan Dreadnought crew capacity 1 Average weekly calories consumed by an American adult 0 Ninth Catalan number 0 Tails on a kitsune 1 International Date Line's length, in miles 1 Twilight sales 0 Islands in the Philippines 0 Euler characteristic of a Klein bottle 1 Senator's salary, in dollars
Since the clues are grouped in blocks of five, read them as five-bit binary, then convert to letters using A=1, B=2, etc. to yield the answer INEQUALITY.