Travels With Charlie -- Solved

We've determined that KAOS agents have taken up positions in 25 cities worldwide, but a mind-eraser ray left our agents with no memories of their investigations. Fortunately, we have their Bleater logs, an internal communication mechanism used by CONTROL. (We tried to make the agents keep diaries, but Agent 86 kept losing his and letting them fall into KAOS' hands.) Unfortunately, after Bleater was hacked two months ago, we ordered agents to leave their bleats deliberately vague in case KAOS accessed them. It's up to you to figure out the cities our agents visited so that we can track down the KAOS bases.

The agents traveling are:

  • Agent 13, an agent who provides important support by hiding in mission-critical areas.
  • Agent 38, aka Charlie Watkins, a master of disguise.
  • Agent 86, Maxwell Smart.
  • Agent 99

Some things that are useful to know:

  • Agents are required to record their departure and arrival flight times.
  • Agents are required to meet any time they are in the same city, and at least one agent in a meeting must record it in their bleats.
  • Otherwise, agents can bleat whatever they want.
  • Miraculously, all of the agents' flights were on-time. They took only commercially-operated flights.
  • Finally, bleats record the local time at which the bleat was sent. This may be different from other similar communication systems you might be familiar with.

Agent 13's Bleater Feed

Agent 13 @Agent13 1:05 PM - 1 Dec 2012
If you need to find me, I'm hiding inside the chimney of a locomotive at the Railway Museum.
Agent 13 @Agent13 2:17 PM - 1 Dec 2012
That sauerkraut smells terrible! #localfood
Agent 13 @Agent13 2:22 PM - 1 Dec 2012
Bunch of locals walked by eating sausage. It smells so good...
Agent 13 @Agent13 6:50 AM - 2 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Agent 13 @Agent13 7:20 PM - 2 Dec 2012
Landed.
Agent 13 @Agent13 2:47 PM - 3 Dec 2012
Hiding in the sleeve of a giant statue of Jesus Christ. I wish I wasn't scared of heights...
Agent 13 @Agent13 11:38 AM - 4 Dec 2012
I'm confused. Is it the girl or the boy from here? It seems to depend on who's singing about it.
Agent 13 @Agent13 3:10 PM - 5 Dec 2012
On it, @Agent99. Come to the park. Plan 58.
Agent 13 @Agent13 12:41 AM - 6 Dec 2012
Sorry, @MaxwellSmartAgent86, I won't be there either.
Agent 13 @Agent13 9:40 AM - 6 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Agent 13 @Agent13 10:31 PM - 6 Dec 2012
Landed
Agent 13 @Agent13 8:42 AM - 7 Dec 2012
Found a nook inside a statue of the Virgin Mary inscribed in 15 languages. I'll be hiding there.
Agent 13 @Agent13 12:34 PM - 9 Dec 2012
They make hot chocolate here with cinnamon. How weird is that?
Agent 13 @Agent13 5:41 PM - 9 Dec 2012
Hey @Agent99! I heard we were in the same country.
Agent 13 @Agent13 5:58 PM - 9 Dec 2012
Interesting, @Agent99.
Agent 13 @Agent13 11:53 AM - 13 Dec 2012
Taking off. @Agent99, I'll have a layover in your city if you want to get together and have drinks. Hint: avoid that one taco stand.
Agent 13 @Agent13 8:00 PM - 13 Dec 2012
Landed.
Agent 13 @Agent13 3:42 PM - 15 Dec 2012
In the floor under a giant piano that people are dancing on. It's so loud... I'm getting a headache...
Agent 13 @Agent13 1:55 PM - 18 Dec 2012
Taking off. Cathay Pacific is a great airline. Pity I have to hide in the baggage.
Agent 13 @Agent13 9:20 PM - 19 Dec 2012
Landed
Agent 13 @Agent13 11:21 AM - 20 Dec 2012
Hiding in the ceiling of a tour bus. All the tourists want to see the eight sights but they can't decide which ones they are.
Agent 13 @Agent13 9:30 PM - 20 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Agent 13 @Agent13 12:07 PM - 21 Dec 2012
Landed
Agent 13 @Agent13 6:05 PM - 21 Dec 2012
Sure, @Agent38, I can get it in a few days. Want to meet up for dinner?
Agent 13 @Agent13 7:42 AM - 22 Dec 2012
Now I'm under Jesus's robe. Can't they think of an original giant statue? These things are everywhere.
Agent 13 @Agent13 7:30 PM - 22 Dec 2012
Taking off
Agent 13 @Agent13 4:45 PM - 23 Dec 2012
Landed
Agent 13 @Agent13 7:01 AM - 24 Dec 2012
Crammed up a minaret in this church-turned-museum. Starting to feel nauseous from all that sugar. Not at all delightful. #sugarhigh
Agent 13 @Agent13 9:05 PM - 24 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Agent 13 @Agent13 10:20 AM - 25 Dec 2012
Landed.
Agent 13 @Agent13 11:48 AM - 25 Dec 2012
Got the pass phrases, @Agent38. You can rest easy.
Agent 13 @Agent13 1:31 PM - 25 Dec 2012
Our contact says hi, by the way. He doesn't usually get to see three CONTROL agents in the same month!
Agent 13 @Agent13 2:40 PM - 26 Dec 2012
I'm gonna take some time to visit the rest of this country. It seems small, but interesting.
Agent 13 @Agent13 4:15 PM - 26 Dec 2012
This crazy construction project keeps getting delayed. Bet bin Laden is frustrated over that!
Agent 13 @Agent13 5:48 PM - 26 Dec 2012
This lake is hundreds of feet below sea level! Mmm, salty.
Agent 13 @Agent13 6:10 PM - 26 Dec 2012
It's a shame we're not visiting any other places on this continent. They seem really interesting.
Agent 13 @Agent13 9:00 PM - 27 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Agent 13 @Agent13 6:35 AM - 28 Dec 2012
Landed
Agent 13 @Agent13 3:20 PM - 28 Dec 2012
@Agent99, I've been there, but I'm not going back on this trip.
Agent 13 @Agent13 3:15 PM - 3 Jan 2013
Rolled up in a giant rug at the rug store.
Agent 13 @Agent13 5:15 PM - 3 Jan 2013
Thank you, @WhosCharlieNow! I thought so too when I picked it.
Agent 13 @Agent13 11:09 AM - 5 Jan 2013
Can't get that damn song out of my head -- who cares what this city's name used to be?
Agent 13 @Agent13 1:25 PM - 6 Jan 2013
Taking off
Agent 13 @Agent13 9:20 PM - 6 Jan 2013
Landed
Agent 13 @Agent13 12:30 PM - 7 Jan 2013
Getting lunch with @WhosCharlieNow.
Agent 13 @Agent13 1:55 PM - 7 Jan 2013
Taking off.
Agent 13 @Agent13 9:20 PM - 8 Jan 2013
Landed. I didn't know I was on the same flight as @WhosCharlieNow! Of course, he got to ride business class while I was stuck hiding in the baggage.
Agent 13 @Agent13 10:40 AM - 9 Jan 2013
Was planning to hide in the side-car of a motorcycle, but they've been banned in the city.
Agent 13 @Agent13 1:40 PM - 9 Jan 2013
Lunch again with @WhosCharlieNow.
Agent 13 @Agent13 12:20 AM - 10 Jan 2013
Taking off
Agent 13 @Agent13 6:40 AM - 10 Jan 2013
Landed
Agent 13 @Agent13 8:56 AM - 10 Jan 2013
Hiding out behind a gargoyle.
Agent 13 @Agent13 6:34 PM - 10 Jan 2013
Why would you eat snails?
Agent 13 @Agent13 1:00 PM - 11 Jan 2013
Taking off
Agent 13 @Agent13 1:50 PM - 11 Jan 2013
Landed. Don't even need to adjust my watch.
Agent 13 @Agent13 4:53 PM - 11 Jan 2013
Settling in for a long night near this WWII general's grave.
Agent 13 @Agent13 7:59 PM - 11 Jan 2013
Wish I could, @MaxwellSmartAgent86, but I don't come within 2000 miles of your current location on this whole trip.
Agent 13 @Agent13 11:59 PM - 11 Jan 2013
HTH, @Agent99.
Agent 13 @Agent13 12:03 AM - 12 Jan 2013
@Agent99, won't you come back to my gravestone and chat a bit? It's lonely under here.
Agent 13 @Agent13 12:14 AM - 12 Jan 2013
Hey @Agent99, did you know the GD was born in one of the cities we've both been to on this trip? Basically the only GD still in power in the world, too. Come visit me and I can tell you her story.
Agent 13 @Agent13 5:40 PM - 12 Jan 2013
Taking off. On the same flight as @Agent99.
Agent 13 @Agent13 11:00 PM - 12 Jan 2013
Landed
Agent 13 @Agent13 8:24 AM - 13 Jan 2013
I'm not sure if hiding as a statue was the best idea. Everyone knows these were taken like 200 years ago.
Agent 13 @Agent13 2:00 PM - 14 Jan 2013
Taking off
Agent 13 @Agent13 9:15 AM - 15 Jan 2013
Landed
Agent 13 @Agent13 3:25 PM - 15 Jan 2013
@MaxwellSmartAgent86, I heard you were coming here too?
Agent 13 @Agent13 3:52 PM - 15 Jan 2013
Too bad @MaxwellSmartAgent86
Agent 13 @Agent13 10:47 AM - 16 Jan 2013
Next time, I'm not hiding in the preying mantis cell at the insect museum. #oops
Agent 13 @Agent13 10:00 AM - 17 Jan 2013
Taking off.
Agent 13 @Agent13 10:00 PM - 17 Jan 2013
Landed.
Agent 13 @Agent13 3:14 AM - 18 Jan 2013
I'm in you know who's grave.
Agent 13 @Agent13 4:39 AM - 18 Jan 2013
Just me and this dog in the graveyard. #devotedpooch

Agent 38's Bleater Feed

Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 4:45 PM - 1 Dec 2012
Just landed from DC. Ready for some international disguises!
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 7:15 PM - 1 Dec 2012
Shall I go with the yellow jersey, green shorts, and white sneakers, or the red-white-blue wetsuit? Or is it too soon?
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 3:50 PM - 5 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 5:10 PM - 5 Dec 2012
Arrived. I have a great wolf costume ready.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 5:02 AM - 6 Dec 2012
That sounds great, @MaxwellSmartAgent86, but I won't be there either.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 8:43 AM - 6 Dec 2012
Oh. Apparently there only *used* to be wolves up here. Great view, though.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 8:25 AM - 8 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 7:30 PM - 8 Dec 2012
Arrived.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 8:51 AM - 9 Dec 2012
How can you tell if a hummingbird is left-handed? I'm nervous, this is the time for doing sacrifices...
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 4:51 PM - 9 Dec 2012
Feel better soon, @Agent99!
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 4:55 PM - 9 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 7:15 AM - 11 Dec 2012
Arrived.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 11:02 AM - 11 Dec 2012
These hairy feet are actually really annoying, and I'm not as inconspicuous as I'd hoped since it looks like the crew left a while ago.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 7:30 PM - 11 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 1:47 PM - 11 Dec 2012
Arrived.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 2:17 PM - 12 Dec 2012
In my red vest and white shirt, dealing blackjack. Why would you name a casino after a kitchen utensil?
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 5:20 PM - 14 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 5:15 PM - 15 Dec 2012
Arrived.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 8:00 PM - 15 Dec 2012
The next time I decide to go with native dress, remind me to pick a place where underwear is traditional?
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 9:05 AM - 16 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 1:00 AM - 17 Dec 2012
Arrived.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 6:07 PM - 18 Dec 2012
This is a lovely taqiyah! I should blend right in with all the Somalis.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 3:50 AM - 21 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 5:50 PM - 21 Dec 2012
Arrived.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 6:00 PM - 21 Dec 2012
Crap! @Agent99 @MaxwellSmartAgent86 @Agent13 I left my copy of the CONTROL passphrases in my hotel room at my last stop. Can anyone else get them?
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 6:10 PM - 21 Dec 2012
Thanks, @Agent13! Yes, let's get dinner tonight, and get @Agent99 in on it too.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 8:00 PM - 21 Dec 2012
Ooops. Dressed up like Dooley Wilson. Neighborhood has the right name, but this is the wrong country.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 7:30 PM - 22 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 5:35 PM - 23 Dec 2012
Arrived.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 10:56 AM - 24 Dec 2012
Apparently, you're supposed to spit on this former execution site for good luck. Um.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 9:05 AM - 25 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 6:40 PM - 25 Dec 2012
Arrived.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 7:00 PM - 25 Dec 2012
They say a guy in Folsom Prison got time for murder 'cause he killed someone to see the results. Merry Christmas?
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 9:01 AM - 28 Dec 2012
@Agent99 Just woke up. No, it's not on my itinerary at all.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 12:30 PM - 29 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 11:10 AM - 30 Dec 2012
Arrived.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 12:08 PM - 30 Dec 2012
That disguise I was thinking about for my first destination might work even better here.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 9:00 PM - 31 Dec 2012
Eating grapes and lentils to bring in the new year.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 11:45 PM - 31 Dec 2012
Really crowded beach, but huuuuge fireworks display!
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 9:15 PM - 1 Jan 2013
Taking off.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 4:55 PM - 2 Jan 2013
Arrived.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 6:08 PM - 2 Jan 2013
Disguised as a Venetian and getting nasty looks. Guess eight centuries isn't long enough...
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 4:37 PM - 3 Jan 2013
Good to see you, @Agent13. That is a lovely rug!
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 1:25 PM - 6 Jan 2013
Taking off.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 5:20 PM - 6 Jan 2013
Arrived.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 5:30 PM - 6 Jan 2013
Got my gray toupee and beige trenchcoat all set, and even a recording of that "doink doink" sound. Hopefully they won't expect me to start singing "Be Our Guest" or "All I Care About Is Love."
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 1:55 PM - 7 Jan 2013
Taking off.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 9:20 PM - 8 Jan 2013
Arrived
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 11:00 AM - 9 Jan 2013
Cat? They eat it. Dog? They eat it. They only rule out a table, airplane, or submarine!
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 7:44 AM - 12 Jan 2013
My travel's done, @MaxwellSmartAgent86, and I also didn't come within two thousand miles of there.
Charlie Watkins @WhosCharlieNow 7:46 AM - 12 Jan 2013
P.S. @MaxwellSmartAgent86: Sorry for not replying sooner, I was sleeping.

Agent 86's Bleater Feed

Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 12:03 PM - 1 Dec 2012
@TheChief, flight got in on time
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 12:45 PM - 1 Dec 2012
Hey Mr. Handsome: yo hago! Except only in the ciudad, not the campo.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 11:05 PM - 1 Dec 2012
Flight departing.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 11:20 PM - 2 Dec 2012
Landed. Sixteen-hour flight, not too bad.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 7:41 AM - 3 Dec 2012
Heard a famous MI-6 agent was recently here. A lot of the fruit cart vendors were complaining about him. Plus something about motorcycles and roofs?
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 1:00 PM - 3 Dec 2012
Good to see you, @WhosCharlieNow, but next time, no running sprints.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 7:45 PM - 3 Dec 2012
Flight departing. Good thing it's direct.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 1:00 PM - 4 Dec 2012
Landed. My guidebook says that this "special city" has about ten and a half million people!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 4:08 PM - 4 Dec 2012
Am I in the right place? I had expected more funny dancing.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 10:54 AM - 5 Dec 2012
So many electronics shops! My shoe feels dated.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 8:20 PM - 5 Dec 2012
Taking off. That was a good trip after all, and now I get another direct flight!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 8:20 AM - 6 Dec 2012
Landed. Just a two hour time difference.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 8:34 AM - 6 Dec 2012
Apparently this is the only stop on this continent. Also the most populous city on its continent.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 1:34 PM - 6 Dec 2012
This place is great! Warm summer weather, 70 degrees outside! Hey @Agent99 @Agent38 @Agent13, are you all visiting this place?
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 2:10 PM - 6 Dec 2012
Too bad, everyone! It's my only visit here, too.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 4:17 PM - 6 Dec 2012
Exchanged some dollars from around here to be ready for next stop, but got worried about weight limits. Thank goodness they weighed it in kilograms.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 5:20 PM - 6 Dec 2012
Taking off. I'm going to be spending almost three times as long on these next flights as I did staying here!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 9:20 AM - 7 Dec 2012
Landed. Nice to have two stops in a row that speak English!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 9:05 AM - 8 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 1:00 AM - 9 Dec 2012
Landed.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 7:00 PM - 9 Dec 2012
Taking off. Three flights, 36 hours. I might be a bit cramped after this.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 5:00 PM - 11 Dec 2012
Landed.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 8:39 PM - 11 Dec 2012
On an active volcanic field. Hope it doesn't go off.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 11:00 PM - 12 Dec 2012
Taking off. A direct 12-hour flight. Could be worse!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 6:00 AM - 13 Dec 2012
Landed.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 6:07 AM - 13 Dec 2012
Apparently we're just south of the Tropic of Cancer. Hope I don't get sick.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 1:51 PM - 13 Dec 2012
This place is confusing! I don't speak the language and I got lost on the eight subway lines.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 9:30 AM - 14 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 5:25 PM - 14 Dec 2012
Landed. It's good to be back!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 7:43 PM - 15 Dec 2012
Great sharing some ale @Agent99 and @WhosCharlieNow!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 9:05 AM - 17 Dec 2012
Taking off!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 11:55 AM - 17 Dec 2012
Arrived.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 8:09 AM - 18 Dec 2012
I heard KAOS is planning to steal the gold bullion buried under downtown. There's more than $400 billion worth of gold: over 20% of the world's official gold reserves!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 11:15 PM - 18 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 2:40 AM - 20 Dec 2012
Arrived. Where did Wednesday go?
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 4:09 PM - 20 Dec 2012
Local dude says it was the 2,200th anniversary here in 2009. And the 2000th anniversary in 1983. That's the second-fastest 200 years I've ever seen!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 4:30 AM - 21 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 10:25 AM - 21 Dec 2012
Landed.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 11:05 AM - 21 Dec 2012
Wonder if they're reconsidering joining that currency.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 3:08 PM - 22 Dec 2012
Amazing museum! And it's all about poor farmers!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 3:40 PM - 24 Dec 2012
Tried to pack some of the traditional money for my next destination, but it was too heavy to lift my luggage.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 4:55 PM - 24 Dec 2012
Taking off.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 12:38 AM - 26 Dec 2012
Landed. No Christmas for me this year I guess.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 7:58 PM - 26 Dec 2012
@TheChief, you and Aaron Sorkin were right. The US Embassy definitely isn't here. Whoops. Sorry about that, Chief!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 5:05 AM - 29 Dec 2012
Sorry, @Agent99, I went to bed really early. Anyway, that place isn't on my itinerary at all.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 10:48 AM - 2 Jan 2013
Likewise, @Agent99. It's a lovely island, isn't it?
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 4:30 AM - 6 Jan 2013
Taking off.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 7:35 PM - 6 Jan 2013
Landed after more than 20 hours. That customs officer Stas recognized me from last month. People here are so nice!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 9:40 PM - 6 Jan 2013
Strange, I don't see a fabric-covered road here.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 4:30 AM - 7 Jan 2013
Taking off.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 5:15 PM - 7 Jan 2013
Arrived.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 3:21 PM - 8 Jan 2013
Great cigars, but I nearly coughed up a lung.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 5:25 PM - 8 Jan 2013
Taking off.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 5:05 PM - 9 Jan 2013
Arrived.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 8:30 PM - 9 Jan 2013
They built this subway and did an archaeological dig at the same time. Efficient.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 9:49 AM - 10 Jan 2013
Ooops, smashed an ancient artifact on display in the subway. Said they'd bill CONTROL. Sorry about that, @TheChief.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 1:10 PM - 10 Jan 2013
Taking off.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 3:00 AM - 11 Jan 2013
Arrived.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 11:20 PM - 11 Jan 2013
The old KAOS agent hidden as a customs officer trick! Stas kidnapped me and I only just escaped!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 11:34 PM - 11 Jan 2013
@Agent99 Fine, fine. It's just the second time I've fallen for that this month!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 11:48 PM - 11 Jan 2013
@Agent13 @Agent38 @Agent99 Can any of you be come here later to arrest Stas?
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 5:50 AM - 12 Jan 2013
Thanks all. I'll tell @CONTROLhq to send someone here after him.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 6:55 AM - 12 Jan 2013
Taking off.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 6:51 PM - 12 Jan 2013
Arrived.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 10:15 AM - 13 Jan 2013
Would you believe this place was once named for giant cacti surrounding the city? No? How about some prickly pears growing among the rocks?
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 9:50 PM - 13 Jan 2013
Taking off.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 2:30 PM - 15 Jan 2013
Arrived.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 2:35 PM - 15 Jan 2013
Fourth time crossing the Atlantic in the last nine days!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 3:08 PM - 15 Jan 2013
My guide says this is one of four former Soviet satellite states that we're visiting. At least, one of four that were part of Comecon. Does he mean ComicCon?
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 3:15 PM - 15 Jan 2013
Apparently those four are also all capital cities.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 3:27 PM - 15 Jan 2013
My guide also says that this city moved 28 times in the first 150 years after its founding, before it finally settled here. Whoa!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 4:31 PM - 15 Jan 2013
I don't land until Thursday, @Agent13.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 10:51 PM - 15 Jan 2013
Got it, @Agent99.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 12:04 PM - 16 Jan 2013
Tried to find that famous statue, but they pulled the whole removing-the-last-monument-to-a-mass-murderer trick.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 3:30 PM - 16 Jan 2013
Taking off.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 11:15 AM - 17 Jan 2013
Arrived.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 3:48 PM - 17 Jan 2013
I remember visiting here once in April. That was the second-biggest water fight I've ever seen!
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 11:55 PM - 17 Jan 2013
Taking off. That was a short trip.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 4:05 PM - 18 Jan 2013
Arrived.
Maxwell Smart @MaxwellSmartAgent86 4:26 PM - 18 Jan 2013
Would you believe they confiscated my monopoly set?

Agent 99's Bleater Feed

Agent 99 @Agent99 9:10 PM - 29 Nov 2012
Just got in from DC. I'm hot on the trail of KAOS.
Agent 99 @Agent99 4:00 AM - 1 Dec 2012
If there was a direct flight, this would be about a four and a half hour flight. But the shortest available itinerary needs two connections and takes 26 hours!
Agent 99 @Agent99 4:30 AM - 1 Dec 2012
First flight taking off. Guess I won't be back online for a while...
Agent 99 @Agent99 2:30 PM - 2 Dec 2012
Finally landed!
Agent 99 @Agent99 6:41 AM - 4 Dec 2012
High temperature yesterday? 0 degrees F. Current temperature? -31 degrees F. Brrr.
Agent 99 @Agent99 7:00 AM - 4 Dec 2012
Next stop is basically the opposite side of the world, even longer than before. :( Connections in Seoul and Paris??
Agent 99 @Agent99 8:05 AM - 4 Dec 2012
Taking off!
Agent 99 @Agent99 4:40 AM - 5 Dec 2012
Landed. Bom dia, I guess! Now where can I get some cafezinho?
Agent 99 @Agent99 3:01 PM - 5 Dec 2012
Think I'm being trailed by a KAOS agent. Can you help, @Agent13?
Agent 99 @Agent99 4:47 PM - 5 Dec 2012
Nice shot, @Agent13! Nothing like hitting him with a giant bag of flour dropped from 40 meters up.
Agent 99 @Agent99 12:38 AM - 6 Dec 2012
Sorry, @MaxwellSmartAgent86, not on my itinerary. :(
Agent 99 @Agent99 2:30 AM - 6 Dec 2012
Should I be grateful that my next set of flights is only about 17 and a half hours?
Agent 99 @Agent99 3:10 AM - 6 Dec 2012
Taking off!
Agent 99 @Agent99 2:35 AM - 7 Dec 2012
Got here!
Agent 99 @Agent99 2:04 PM - 7 Dec 2012
These towers are gorgeous! They're like big spikes with spheres on them...
Agent 99 @Agent99 11:34 PM - 7 Dec 2012
@TheChief, you're sure a 22-hour itinerary is the best we could do? Does our insurance cover deep vein thrombosis?
Agent 99 @Agent99 1:10 AM - 8 Dec 2012
Taking off!
Agent 99 @Agent99 2:24 PM - 8 Dec 2012
And arrived! It'll take a long time to get over a nine hour time difference.
Agent 99 @Agent99 3:38 PM - 9 Dec 2012
Good getting lunch with you, @Agent38, but I think those tacos made me sick.
Agent 99 @Agent99 5:46 PM - 9 Dec 2012
*waves* to @Agent13. I saw that we were in the same country too. @CONTROLhq says that there are only two pairs of cities on all of our itineraries combined that share the same country.
Agent 99 @Agent99 2:00 PM - 13 Dec 2012
All right! @CONTROLhq booked my next flights. Only twelve hours this time!
Agent 99 @Agent99 9:00 PM - 14 Dec 2012
Taking off!
Agent 99 @Agent99 3:50 PM - 15 Dec 2012
Arrived.
Agent 99 @Agent99 6:17 PM - 15 Dec 2012
They sure do love their books here! It's even a UNESCO City of Literature.
Agent 99 @Agent99 7:30 PM - 15 Dec 2012
Had a pint with @MaxwellSmartAgent86 and @WhosCharlieNow!
Agent 99 @Agent99 9:00 PM - 16 Dec 2012
Direct flight to my next stop! Thank you @CONTROLhq!
Agent 99 @Agent99 8:05 AM - 17 Dec 2012
Taking off! w/ @MaxwellSmartAgent86
Agent 99 @Agent99 11:55 AM - 17 Dec 2012
Arrived.
Agent 99 @Agent99 2:00 PM - 17 Dec 2012
Getting lunch with @MaxwellSmartAgent86 and @Agent13!
Agent 99 @Agent99 10:12 AM - 19 Dec 2012
Tried to book my next flight on Kayak but it wouldn't let me due to government travel restrictions. Can't I just tell them I'm a spy?
Agent 99 @Agent99 11:40 AM - 19 Dec 2012
Talked to @CONTROLhq. There are flights I can take with special authority.
Agent 99 @Agent99 11:15 AM - 21 Dec 2012
Taking off!
Agent 99 @Agent99 6:09 PM - 21 Dec 2012
Arrived. No time difference!
Agent 99 @Agent99 8:57 PM - 21 Dec 2012
Hanging out with @Agent13 and @WhosCharlieNow.
Agent 99 @Agent99 10:48 PM - 21 Dec 2012
You looked fancy tonight, @WhosCharlieNow!
Agent 99 @Agent99 3:15 PM - 22 Dec 2012
Taking off!
Agent 99 @Agent99 6:45 PM - 22 Dec 2012
Arrived.
Agent 99 @Agent99 2:15 PM - 23 Dec 2012
Some big event involving radishes.
Agent 99 @Agent99 10:01 PM - 23 Dec 2012
OK, back to 20-hour flights. Too bad.
Agent 99 @Agent99 8:16 AM - 24 Dec 2012
Taking off!
Agent 99 @Agent99 11:40 AM - 25 Dec 2012
Arrived. Merry Christmas!
Agent 99 @Agent99 3:13 PM - 27 Dec 2012
This place is protected by a mermaid whose sister is at Copenhagen.
Agent 99 @Agent99 4:46 PM - 27 Dec 2012
On the trail of a KAOS agent...
Agent 99 @Agent99 11:11 AM - 28 Dec 2012
He got away! Anyone else coming here who can follow up?
Agent 99 @Agent99 4:15 PM - 28 Dec 2012
Taking off! Two connections, 29 hours. :(
Agent 99 @Agent99 8:20 AM - 30 Dec 2012
Arrived.
Agent 99 @Agent99 10:03 AM - 30 Dec 2012
This is one of only two places on our itinerary that isn't on a continent. (At least not how they teach them in school.)
Agent 99 @Agent99 2:35 PM - 31 Dec 2012
Taking off!
Agent 99 @Agent99 12:38 AM - 2 Jan 2013
I have no idea when the new year happened! Those were crazy flights for just a three-hour time change.
Agent 99 @Agent99 8:15 AM - 2 Jan 2013
Still not on a continent!
Agent 99 @Agent99 10:37 AM - 2 Jan 2013
Good to see @MaxwellSmartAgent86.
Agent 99 @Agent99 1:48 PM - 2 Jan 2013
Oh no! There aren't any flights out of here until the 6th!
Agent 99 @Agent99 8:48 PM - 5 Jan 2013
Three connections? The shortest flight makes three connections?
Agent 99 @Agent99 4:30 AM - 6 Jan 2013
Taking off! Roughly a 23-hour set of flights.
Agent 99 @Agent99 6:10 PM - 6 Jan 2013
Arrived!
Agent 99 @Agent99 6:20 PM - 6 Jan 2013
This capital city is the furthest north we'll come.
Agent 99 @Agent99 8:54 PM - 6 Jan 2013
Auctioning off children was only outlawed about a hundred years ago. Seriously?
Agent 99 @Agent99 6:30 AM - 8 Jan 2013
Taking off!
Agent 99 @Agent99 7:10 PM - 8 Jan 2013
Arrived! This city's name apparently means "talker".
Agent 99 @Agent99 7:15 PM - 8 Jan 2013
Even though I'm in the tropics, it's a glorious summer! It's 71 degrees and the high was just 79.
Agent 99 @Agent99 7:20 PM - 8 Jan 2013
One of only two stops on this continent.
Agent 99 @Agent99 9:15 PM - 10 Jan 2013
Taking off!
Agent 99 @Agent99 5:45 PM - 11 Jan 2013
Arrived!
Agent 99 @Agent99 7:25 PM - 11 Jan 2013
Oh, @MaxwellSmartAgent86, are you OK?
Agent 99 @Agent99 7:52 PM - 11 Jan 2013
Sorry, @MaxwellSmartAgent86, I'm not going back there on this trip.
Agent 99 @Agent99 9:03 PM - 11 Jan 2013
I think there's a KAOS agent following me too. @Agent13, execute plan 57.
Agent 99 @Agent99 11:42 PM - 11 Jan 2013
That KAOS agent sure didn't expect the gravestone to fall over and trip him! Thanks for the help, @Agent13.
Agent 99 @Agent99 5:40 PM - 12 Jan 2013
Taking off! @Agent13, I'll pick you up from the baggage claim.
Agent 99 @Agent99 11:00 PM - 12 Jan 2013
Arrived! Just one connection, less than five hours total. Got @Agent13, we're headed to our assignments.
Agent 99 @Agent99 11:16 PM - 12 Jan 2013
Fortunately I didn't have to change currency from my last stop. Wonder how long that'll be true.
Agent 99 @Agent99 6:45 AM - 13 Jan 2013
Taking off! It'll be almost 20 hours before I'm back online. :(
Agent 99 @Agent99 4:27 PM - 13 Jan 2013
Arrived!
Agent 99 @Agent99 6:13 PM - 13 Jan 2013
Wasn't there some movie with Guy Madison set here?
Agent 99 @Agent99 8:12 PM - 13 Jan 2013
Yuck. Leaving tomorrow morning b/c it's the last flight going where I need all week.
Agent 99 @Agent99 5:12 AM - 14 Jan 2013
Taking off! 25 and a half hours before I'm done flying. :(
Agent 99 @Agent99 12:38 AM - 16 Jan 2013
Arrived! Had the same stewardess for the final leg as the last time I was on this flight.
Agent 99 @Agent99 12:42 AM - 16 Jan 2013
Oh, Max. Just got your bleat when I landed. No, it's not ComicCon! @MaxwellSmartAgent86

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