INTERCEPTED MEMO From: Ben Oisy, President, Enigma Valley Investment & Loan To: Lay C. Brah, SVP, Security Operations, Enigma Valley Investment & Loan Lay, Crazy uncle gave my kid this twisty cube for his birthday. Kid couldn't solve it, gave it to me, I couldn't solve it. Spent all bloody night on it, wife is pissed as hell. Whoever made this thing is SMART. Good at keeping people from getting into things. Hire Ernő Rubik, get him to design something based on this infernal cube. Ben PS Get him to solve my cube too. Can he do my kid's next birthday party?