Amoebae

		
		            |
		        ./  |
		  
		Ameoba vaulting a high fence
		        !
		  
		Ameoba with a bakers hat
		  
		  
		        ,
		  
		Ameoba with a broken leg
		  
		  
		       *.
		  
		Ameoba with a flashlight
		  
		  
		       @.
		  
		Ameoba with a French Horn
		  
		  
		       (.)
		  
		Ameoba wearing antlers
		  
		  
		        .-
		  
		Ameoba with a rifle
		  
		  
		        ?
		  
		Ameoba with an umbrella
		  
		  
		        .}
		  
		Ameoba with a bow and arrow
		  
		       _._
		  
		Ameoba with flat feet
		  
		  
		        .
		       o=o
		  
		Ameoba skateboarding
		  
		  
		        .. 
		
		Ameobas having a conversation
		  
		  
		:::::::::::::::::::
		:::::::::::::::::::
		:::::::::::::::::::
		  
		Ameobas in a parade
		  
		  
		        :
		        :
		  
		Ameoba balancing act
		  
		  
		        %
		  
		Ameobas on a see-saw
		  
		  
		        .?
		  
		Confused ameoba
		  
		  
		        .!
		  
		Shocked ameoba
		  
		  
		        o
		  
		Bodybuilding ameoba
		  
		  
		        O
		  
		Bodybuilding ameoba on steroids
		  
		        .
		  
		Ameoba disguised as a full stop 
		  
		        .
		  
		Ameoba hiding behind a full stop
		    
		        .
		  
		Full stop disguised as an ameoba
		    
		        .<
		  
		Ameoba with a megaphone
		  
		         o
		        .|
		  
		Ameoba waiting for the bus
		  
		      _____
		     |  .  |
		  
		Ameoba goalkeeper
		  
		  
		       o.o
		  
		Ameoba with glasses
		  
		  
		        _
		  
		Squashed ameoba
		  
		  
		        .h
		  
		Ameoba hiding behind a chair
		  
		  
		        |
		  
		Stretched ameoba
		  
		  
		       -.-
		-------------------
		  
		Ameoba on the high wire
		        o
		       o  o
		        .
		  
		Ameoba juggling
		  
		  
		        .#
		  
		Ameoba hiding behind a haystack
		  
		  
		       &.
		  
		Ameoba with a party blower
		  
		  
		        .........
		  
		Ameobas in a queue
		  
		  
		       \./
		  
		Ameoba with chopsticks
		     
		    
		       "."
		  
		Ameoba with large eyebrows
		  
		  
		        .?
		  
		Ameoba with wig blowing away in the wind
		  
		  
		       ?.?
		  
		Ameoba vampire bat
		  
		  
		        .(
		  
		Ameoba with a satellite dish
		  
		          \/
		        . ??
		  
		Ameoba watching TV
		  
		  
		        .>
		  
		Ameoba with a boomerang
		  
		  
		       .-.
		  
		Two ameobas carrying a log
		  
		  
		        .|
		  
		Ameoba tossing the caber
		  
		  
		        .-8
		  
		Clockwork ameoba
		  
		  
		       e.
		  
		Speaking ameoba
		  
		  
		        *
		  
		Ameoba octopus
		  
		  
		        .z
		  
		Sleeping ameoba
		  
		
		       *.*
		  
		Ameoba with pom-poms
		

Based on an unoriginal email forwarded by Colin Batchelor, February 1996.


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