The most popular program on Icelandic Public Radio is Althings Considered.
The most popular program on java.lang.Object Public Radio is Wait Wait Wait (Don't Notify Me).

Q: Who wrote "Serenade for Strings in C"?
A: *charkovsky.

Q: Why does it take longer to write code in Z[√-5]?
A: You have to refactor.

Q: What do you call stochastically generated HTML?
A: Markup chains.

A noted linguist once traveled the world in search of languages with the shortest names for fruit. When asked why, he replied, "Isn't it obvious? I'm looking for a minimal pear."

Riddler on the F00F (Gotham villains exploit hardware flaws in the Batcave computers)
chilled grease (the food that spoonerizes when you refrigerate it)
rye skim (in which the dragonborn turns out to be rather milquetoast)
goalie host (out with the eucharist, in with the soccerist)

What kind of map do you take on a car trip? An automorphism.
What kind of map do you use to find drugs? An injection.
What kind of map do you take on the information superhighway? A bitmap.

battered fried unagi, or, o tempura! o morays!
catloaf, or, naancat
the turret opera, or, ARIaDOS
the timeshifted card Steamflogger Boss, or, Chrono Rigger
a sports manga about American football, or, Attack on Tight End
the English invasion of Scotland, or, Attack on Tartan
a Castlevania weapon, or, the Belmont Stakes
a Minecraft mushroom cow, or, a fungi-bull asset
red onion, or, the Soviet Onion
Stanislav Petrov, or, the Red Hering
GMO wheat, or, the best thing since spliced bread
Aziraphale and Crowley on the side of the road, or, Waiting for Good Omens
storing logs of user activity while keeping them safe from hackers, or, the discreet log problem
a bouncer at a fashion show, or, a model view controller
learning how to pronounce Japanese names in November, or, NanoriMo
Docker slashfic, or, shipping containers
a nipple mouse, or, a titmouse
SICP, or, Prose and Cons
the three kinds of SAT, or, SATA, SATB, and 3SAT
the Magic School Bus, which could travel through time and space and appeared in an episodic tv show, or, a universal serial bus
the Flower Cup in Mario Kart, or, petals to the medal
OK Boomer, or, 'K to the Elder
christening a boat with a bottle of champagne, or, shiptoasting
Norse drinking contests, or, how to drain your flagon
drunk Magic: the Gathering, or, draft beer
Paul Atreides, or, the spiciest Fremen lord
a German tank, or, a Kampfwagen, or, a struggle bus
carving your name with a knife, or, kunaiform

Due to its simplicity, the love triangle has only one possible shape. The love hexagon, however, has two configurations, known as the love seat and the love boat.

Q: Why did Eleven have a library in his TARDIS and not a bookstore?
A: Doctors Without Borders.

Terminal input in cooked mode is processed by the Maillard daemon.

Q: The scene in the beginning of a Disney movie where the Chinese girl gets makeup?
A: Mulan Rouge.

I bought a phone running FortunatOS, but I seem to have bricked it.

fithos opsec wecos infosec

Q: Who the heck funded this study?
https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/dd73/59868b68e37118b64d921184ad7cb4fb9617.pdf
A: Payer Unknown's Cattle Grounds.

Fission Impossible: Fallout, the sequel to Fission Impossible: Ghost Proton and Fission Impossible: Rogue Neutron. The critical reaction was positive at first, but seemed split for the second one.

Getting stressed when you have lots of energy only makes you tensor.

If money doesn't grow on trees, then where do change-logs come from?

Do FitBits encrypt their data using run-length encoding?

Q: What tool is best for writing pier reviews?
A: Google Docks.

I've got a good speculative execution joke. Stop me if you've heard this one before...

hamilcase is like CamelCase, except it gave up its capitals in exchange for a national bank (which is really still capital).

Q: Did you know the sky goddess is on Twitter?
A: That's how we get her attention: we at her.

Don't be afraid if the news says stocks are down; after all, the Dow that can be spoken is not the true Dow.

AC Transit should operate a shuttle bus between each pair of adjacent stops, leaving one-way service along the entire route to WMATA.

Q: What do the Super Bowl and the Superb Owl have in common?
A: Down.

The FIFO World Cup: One team enters. One team leaves.

The Fire Nation royal family is luten-free.

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