(function (a) {
a.browserTest = function (e, g) {
var f = "unknown",
d = "X",
b = function (k, j) {
for (var c = 0; c < j.length; c = c + 1) {
k = k.replace(j[c][0], j[c][1])
}
return k
},
h = function (l, k, j, n) {
var m = {
name: b((k.exec(l) || [f, f])[1], j)
};
m[m.name] = true;
m.version = (n.exec(l) || [d, d, d, d])[3];
if (m.name.match(/safari/) && m.version > 400) {
m.version = "2.0"
}
if (m.name === "presto") {
m.version = (a.browser.version > 9.27) ? "futhark" : "linear_b"
}
m.versionNumber = parseFloat(m.version, 10) || 0;
m.versionX = (m.version !== d) ? (m.version + "").substr(0, 1) : d;
m.className = m.name + m.versionX;
return m
};
e = (e.match(/Opera|Navigator|Minefield|KHTML|Chrome/) ? b(e, [
[/(Firefox|MSIE|KHTML,\slike\sGecko|Konqueror)/, ""],
["Chrome Safari", "Chrome"],
["KHTML", "Konqueror"],
["Minefield", "Firefox"],
["Navigator", "Netscape"]
]) : e).toLowerCase();
a.browser = a.extend((!g) ? a.browser : {}, h(e, /(camino|chrome|firefox|netscape|konqueror|lynx|msie|opera|safari)/, [], /(camino|chrome|firefox|netscape|netscape6|opera|version|konqueror|lynx|msie|safari)(\/|\s)([a-z0-9\.\+]*?)(\;|dev|rel|\s|$)/));
a.layout = h(e, /(gecko|konqueror|msie|opera|webkit)/, [
["konqueror", "khtml"],
["msie", "trident"],
["opera", "presto"]
], /(applewebkit|rv|konqueror|msie)(\:|\/|\s)([a-z0-9\.]*?)(\;|\)|\s)/);
a.os = {
name: (/(win|mac|linux|sunos|solaris|iphone)/.exec(navigator.platform.toLowerCase()) || [f])[0].replace("sunos", "solaris")
};
if (!g) {
a("html").addClass([a.os.name, a.browser.name, a.browser.className, a.layout.name, a.layout.className].join(" "))
}
};
a.browserTest(navigator.userAgent)
})(jQuery);
(function (b) {
b.hotkeys = {
version: "0.8",
specialKeys: {
8: "backspace",
9: "tab",
13: "return",
16: "shift",
17: "ctrl",
18: "alt",
19: "pause",
20: "capslock",
27: "esc",
32: "space",
33: "pageup",
34: "pagedown",
35: "end",
36: "home",
37: "left",
38: "up",
39: "right",
40: "down",
45: "insert",
46: "del",
96: "0",
97: "1",
98: "2",
99: "3",
100: "4",
101: "5",
102: "6",
103: "7",
104: "8",
105: "9",
106: "*",
107: "+",
109: "-",
110: ".",
111: "/",
112: "f1",
113: "f2",
114: "f3",
115: "f4",
116: "f5",
117: "f6",
118: "f7",
119: "f8",
120: "f9",
121: "f10",
122: "f11",
123: "f12",
144: "numlock",
145: "scroll",
191: "/",
224: "meta"
},
shiftNums: {
"`": "~",
"1": "!",
"2": "@",
"3": "#",
"4": "$",
"5": "%",
"6": "^",
"7": "&",
"8": "*",
"9": "(",
"0": ")",
"-": "_",
"=": "+",
";": ": ",
"'": '"',
",": "<",
".": ">",
"/": "?",
"\\": "|"
}
};
function a(d) {
if (typeof d.data !== "string") {
return
}
var c = d.handler,
e = d.data.toLowerCase().split(" ");
d.handler = function (n) {
if (this !== n.target && (/textarea|select/i.test(n.target.nodeName) || n.target.type === "text")) {
return
}
var h = n.type !== "keypress" && b.hotkeys.specialKeys[n.which],
o = String.fromCharCode(n.which).toLowerCase(),
k, m = "",
g = {};
if (n.altKey && h !== "alt") {
m += "alt+"
}
if (n.ctrlKey && h !== "ctrl") {
m += "ctrl+"
}
if (n.metaKey && !n.ctrlKey && h !== "meta") {
m += "meta+"
}
if (n.shiftKey && h !== "shift") {
m += "shift+"
}
if (h) {
g[m + h] = true
} else {
g[m + o] = true;
g[m + b.hotkeys.shiftNums[o]] = true;
if (m === "shift+") {
g[b.hotkeys.shiftNums[o]] = true
}
}
for (var j = 0, f = e.length; j < f; j++) {
if (g[e[j]]) {
return c.apply(this, arguments)
}
}
}
}
b.each(["keydown", "keyup", "keypress"], function () {
b.event.special[this] = {
add: a
}
})
})(jQuery);
/*
* jQuery Konami code trigger v. 0.1
*
* Copyright (c) 2009 Joe Mastey
* Dual licensed under the MIT and GPL licenses:
* http://www.opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php
* http://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl.html
*
* Usage:
* // konami code unlocks the tetris
* $('#tetris').konami(function(){
* $(this).show();
* });
*
*
* // enable all weapons on 'idkfa'.
* // note that each weapon must be unlocked by its own code entry
* $('.weapon').konami(function(){
* $(this).addClass('enabled');
* }, {'code':[73, 68, 75, 70, 65]});
*
*
* // listens on any element that can trigger a keyup event.
* // unlocks all weapons at once
* $(document).konami(function(){
* $('.weapon').addClass('enabled');
* }, {'code':[73, 68, 75, 70, 65]});
*
*
*/
(function (a) {
a.fn.konami = function (b, c) {
c = a.extend({}, a.fn.konami.params, c);
this.each(function () {
var d = a(this);
d.bind("konami", b).bind("keyup", function (e) {
a.fn.konami.checkCode(e, c, d)
})
});
return this
};
a.fn.konami.params = {
code: [38, 38, 40, 40, 37, 39, 37, 39, 66, 65],
step: 0
};
a.fn.konami.checkCode = function (b, c, d) {
if (b.keyCode == c.code[c.step]) {
c.step++
} else {
c.step = 0
}
if (c.step == c.code.length) {
d.trigger("konami");
c.step = 0
}
}
})(jQuery);
function ltrim(b) {
if (b) {
var a = /\s*((\S+\s*)*)/;
return b.replace(a, "$1")
}
return ""
}
function rtrim(b) {
if (b) {
var a = /((\s*\S+)*)\s*/;
return b.replace(a, "$1")
}
return ""
}
function trim(a) {
if (a) {
return ltrim(rtrim(a))
}
return ""
}
function entityEncode(a) {
a = a.replace(/&/g, "&");
a = a.replace(/</g, "<");
a = a.replace(/>/g, ">");
a = a.replace(/ /g, " ");
if (/msie/i.test(navigator.userAgent)) {
a = a.replace("\n", " <br />")
} else {
a = a.replace(/\x0D/g, " <br />")
}
return a
}
var TerminalShell = {
commands: {
help: function help(a) {
a.print($("<h3>help</h3>"));
cmd_list = $("<ul>");
$.each(this.commands, function (b, c) {
cmd_list.append($("<li>").text(b))
});
a.print(cmd_list)
},
clear: function (a) {
a.clear()
}
},
filters: [],
fallback: null,
lastCommand: null,
process: function (a, b) {
$.each(this.filters, $.proxy(function (e, f) {
b = f.call(this, a, b)
}, this));
var d = b.split(" ");
var c = d.shift();
d.unshift(a);
if (c in this.commands) {
this.commands[c].apply(this, d)
} else {
if (!(this.fallback && this.fallback(a, b))) {
a.print('Unrecognized command. Type "help" for assistance.')
}
}
this.lastCommand = b
}
};
var Terminal = {
buffer: "",
pos: 0,
history: [],
historyPos: 0,
promptActive: true,
cursorBlinkState: true,
_cursorBlinkTimeout: null,
spinnerIndex: 0,
_spinnerTimeout: null,
output: TerminalShell,
config: {
scrollStep: 20,
scrollSpeed: 100,
bg_color: "#000",
fg_color: "#FFF",
cursor_blink_time: 700,
cursor_style: "block",
prompt: "guest@xkcd:/$ ",
spinnerCharacters: ["[ ]", "[. ]", "[.. ]", "[...]"],
spinnerSpeed: 250,
typingSpeed: 50
},
sticky: {
keys: {
ctrl: false,
alt: false,
scroll: false
},
set: function (a, b) {
this.keys[a] = b;
$("#" + a + "-indicator").toggle(this.keys[a])
},
toggle: function (a) {
this.set(a, !this.keys[a])
},
reset: function (a) {
this.set(a, false)
},
resetAll: function (a) {
$.each(this.keys, $.proxy(function (b, c) {
this.reset(b)
}, this))
}
},
init: function () {
function a(b) {
return function () {
if (Terminal.promptActive) {
b.apply(this, arguments)
}
}
}
$(document).keypress($.proxy(a(function (d) {
if (d.which >= 32 && d.which <= 126) {
var c = String.fromCharCode(d.which);
var b = c.toLowerCase()
} else {
return
}
if ($.browser.opera && !(/[\w\s]/.test(c))) {
return
}
if (this.sticky.keys.ctrl) {
if (b == "w") {
this.deleteWord()
} else {
if (b == "h") {
Terminal.deleteCharacter(false)
} else {
if (b == "l") {
this.clear()
} else {
if (b == "a") {
this.setPos(0)
} else {
if (b == "e") {
this.setPos(this.buffer.length)
}
}
}
}
}
} else {
if (c) {
this.addCharacter(c);
d.preventDefault()
}
}
}), this)).bind("keydown", "return", a(function (b) {
Terminal.processInputBuffer()
})).bind("keydown", "backspace", a(function (b) {
b.preventDefault();
Terminal.deleteCharacter(b.shiftKey)
})).bind("keydown", "del", a(function (b) {
Terminal.deleteCharacter(true)
})).bind("keydown", "left", a(function (b) {
Terminal.moveCursor(-1)
})).bind("keydown", "right", a(function (b) {
Terminal.moveCursor(1)
})).bind("keydown", "up", a(function (b) {
b.preventDefault();
if (b.shiftKey || Terminal.sticky.keys.scroll) {
Terminal.scrollLine(-1)
} else {
if (b.ctrlKey || Terminal.sticky.keys.ctrl) {
Terminal.scrollPage(-1)
} else {
Terminal.moveHistory(-1)
}
}
})).bind("keydown", "down", a(function (b) {
b.preventDefault();
if (b.shiftKey || Terminal.sticky.keys.scroll) {
Terminal.scrollLine(1)
} else {
if (b.ctrlKey || Terminal.sticky.keys.ctrl) {
Terminal.scrollPage(1)
} else {
Terminal.moveHistory(1)
}
}
})).bind("keydown", "pageup", a(function (b) {
Terminal.scrollPage(-1)
})).bind("keydown", "pagedown", a(function (b) {
Terminal.scrollPage(1)
})).bind("keydown", "home", a(function (b) {
b.preventDefault();
if (b.ctrlKey || Terminal.sticky.keys.ctrl) {
Terminal.jumpToTop()
} else {
Terminal.setPos(0)
}
})).bind("keydown", "end", a(function (b) {
b.preventDefault();
if (b.ctrlKey || Terminal.sticky.keys.ctrl) {
Terminal.jumpToBottom()
} else {
Terminal.setPos(Terminal.buffer.length)
}
})).bind("keydown", "tab", function (b) {
b.preventDefault()
}).keyup(function (c) {
var b = $.hotkeys.specialKeys[c.which];
if (b in {
ctrl: true,
alt: true,
scroll: true
}) {
Terminal.sticky.toggle(b)
} else {
if (!(b in {
left: true,
right: true,
up: true,
down: true
})) {
Terminal.sticky.resetAll()
}
}
});
$(window).resize(function (b) {
$("#screen").scrollTop($("#screen").attr("scrollHeight"))
});
this.setCursorState(true);
this.setWorking(false);
$("#prompt").html(this.config.prompt);
$("#screen").hide().fadeIn("fast", function () {
$("#screen").triggerHandler("cli-load")
})
},
setCursorState: function (b, a) {
this.cursorBlinkState = b;
if (this.config.cursor_style == "block") {
if (b) {
$("#cursor").css({
color: this.config.bg_color,
backgroundColor: this.config.fg_color
})
} else {
$("#cursor").css({
color: this.config.fg_color,
background: "none"
})
}
} else {
if (b) {
$("#cursor").css("textDecoration", "underline")
} else {
$("#cursor").css("textDecoration", "none")
}
}
if (!a && this._cursorBlinkTimeout) {
window.clearTimeout(this._cursorBlinkTimeout);
this._cursorBlinkTimeout = null
}
this._cursorBlinkTimeout = window.setTimeout($.proxy(function () {
this.setCursorState(!this.cursorBlinkState, true)
}, this), this.config.cursor_blink_time)
},
updateInputDisplay: function () {
var c = "",
b = " ",
a = "";
if (this.pos < 0) {
this.pos = 0
}
if (this.pos > this.buffer.length) {
this.pos = this.buffer.length
}
if (this.pos > 0) {
c = this.buffer.substr(0, this.pos)
}
if (this.pos < this.buffer.length) {
b = this.buffer.substr(this.pos, 1)
}
if (this.buffer.length - this.pos > 1) {
a = this.buffer.substr(this.pos + 1, this.buffer.length - this.pos - 1)
}
$("#lcommand").text(c);
$("#cursor").text(b);
if (b == " ") {
$("#cursor").html(" ")
}
$("#rcommand").text(a);
$("#prompt").text(this.config.prompt);
return
},
clearInputBuffer: function () {
this.buffer = "";
this.pos = 0;
this.updateInputDisplay()
},
clear: function () {
$("#display").html("")
},
addCharacter: function (b) {
var c = this.buffer.substr(0, this.pos);
var a = this.buffer.substr(this.pos, this.buffer.length - this.pos);
this.buffer = c + b + a;
this.pos++;
this.updateInputDisplay();
this.setCursorState(true)
},
deleteCharacter: function (a) {
var d = a ? 1 : 0;
if (this.pos >= (1 - d)) {
var c = this.buffer.substr(0, this.pos - 1 + d);
var b = this.buffer.substr(this.pos + d, this.buffer.length - this.pos - d);
this.buffer = c + b;
this.pos -= 1 - d;
this.updateInputDisplay()
}
this.setCursorState(true)
},
deleteWord: function () {
if (this.pos > 0) {
var a = this.pos;
while (a > 0 && this.buffer.charAt(a) !== " ") {
a--
}
left = this.buffer.substr(0, a - 1);
right = this.buffer.substr(a, this.buffer.length - this.pos);
this.buffer = left + right;
this.pos = a;
this.updateInputDisplay()
}
this.setCursorState(true)
},
moveCursor: function (a) {
this.setPos(this.pos + a)
},
setPos: function (a) {
if ((a >= 0) && (a <= this.buffer.length)) {
this.pos = a;
Terminal.updateInputDisplay()
}
this.setCursorState(true)
},
moveHistory: function (b) {
var a = this.historyPos + b;
if ((a >= 0) && (a <= this.history.length)) {
if (a == this.history.length) {
this.clearInputBuffer()
} else {
this.buffer = this.history[a]
}
this.pos = this.buffer.length;
this.historyPos = a;
this.updateInputDisplay();
this.jumpToBottom()
}
this.setCursorState(true)
},
addHistory: function (a) {
this.historyPos = this.history.push(a)
},
jumpToBottom: function () {
$("#screen").animate({
scrollTop: $("#screen").attr("scrollHeight")
}, this.config.scrollSpeed, "linear")
},
jumpToTop: function () {
$("#screen").animate({
scrollTop: 0
}, this.config.scrollSpeed, "linear")
},
scrollPage: function (a) {
$("#screen").animate({
scrollTop: $("#screen").scrollTop() + a * ($("#screen").height() * 0.75)
}, this.config.scrollSpeed, "linear")
},
scrollLine: function (a) {
$("#screen").scrollTop($("#screen").scrollTop() + a * this.config.scrollStep)
},
print: function (a) {
if (!a) {
$("#display").append($("<div>"))
} else {
if (typeof a == "string") {
$("#display").append($("<p>").text(a))
} else {
$("#display").append(a)
}
}
this.jumpToBottom()
},
processInputBuffer: function (a) {
this.print($("<p>").addClass("command").text(this.config.prompt + this.buffer));
var a = trim(this.buffer);
this.clearInputBuffer();
if (a.length == 0) {
return false
}
this.addHistory(a);
if (this.output) {
return this.output.process(this, a)
} else {
return false
}
},
setPromptActive: function (a) {
this.promptActive = a;
$("#inputline").toggle(this.promptActive)
},
setWorking: function (a) {
if (a && !this._spinnerTimeout) {
$("#display .command:last-child").add("#bottomline").first().append($("#spinner"));
this._spinnerTimeout = window.setInterval($.proxy(function () {
if (!$("#spinner").is(":visible")) {
$("#spinner").fadeIn()
}
this.spinnerIndex = (this.spinnerIndex + 1) % this.config.spinnerCharacters.length;
$("#spinner").text(this.config.spinnerCharacters[this.spinnerIndex])
}, this), this.config.spinnerSpeed);
this.setPromptActive(false);
$("#screen").triggerHandler("cli-busy")
} else {
if (!a && this._spinnerTimeout) {
clearInterval(this._spinnerTimeout);
this._spinnerTimeout = null;
$("#spinner").fadeOut();
this.setPromptActive(true);
$("#screen").triggerHandler("cli-ready")
}
}
},
runCommand: function (e) {
var b = 0;
var d = false;
this.promptActive = false;
var a = window.setInterval($.proxy(function c() {
if (b < e.length) {
this.addCharacter(e.charAt(b));
b += 1
} else {
clearInterval(a);
this.promptActive = true;
this.processInputBuffer()
}
}, this), this.config.typingSpeed)
}
};
$(document).ready(function () {
$("#welcome").show();
document.onkeydown = document.onkeypress = function (a) {
return $.hotkeys.specialKeys[a.keyCode] != "backspace"
};
Terminal.init()
});
function pathFilename(a) {
match = /\/([^\/]+)$/.exec(a);
if (match) {
return match[1]
}
}
function getRandomInt(b, a) {
return Math.floor(Math.random() * (a - b + 1)) + b
}
function randomChoice(a) {
return a[getRandomInt(0, a.length - 1)]
}
var xkcd = {
latest: null,
last: null,
cache: {},
proxy: "",
get: function (b, c, a) {
if (b == null) {
path = "/info.0.json"
} else {
if (Number(b)) {
path = "/" + b + "/info.0.json"
} else {
a(false);
return false
}
}
if (b in this.cache) {
this.last = this.cache[b];
c(this.cache[b])
} else {
return $.ajax({
url: this.proxy + path,
dataType: "json",
success: $.proxy(function (d) {
this.last = this.cache[b] = d;
c(d)
}, this),
error: a
})
}
}
};
var xkcdDisplay = TerminalShell.commands.display = function (b, c) {
function a() {
b.print($("<p>").addClass("error").text('display: unable to open image "' + c + '": No such file or directory.'));
b.setWorking(false)
}
if (c) {
c = String(c);
num = Number(c.match(/^\d+/));
filename = pathFilename(c);
if (num > xkcd.latest.num) {
b.print("Time travel mode not enabled.");
return
}
} else {
num = xkcd.last.num
}
b.setWorking(true);
xkcd.get(num, function (d) {
if (!filename || (filename == pathFilename(d.img))) {
$("<img>").hide().load(function () {
b.print($("<h3>").text(d.num + ": " + d.title));
$(this).fadeIn();
var e = $(this);
if (d.link) {
e = $("<a>").attr("href", d.link).append($(this))
}
b.print(e);
b.setWorking(false)
}).attr({
src: d.img,
alt: d.title,
title: d.alt
}).addClass("comic")
} else {
a()
}
}, a)
};
TerminalShell.commands.next = function (a) {
xkcdDisplay(a, xkcd.last.num + 1)
};
TerminalShell.commands.previous = TerminalShell.commands.prev = function (a) {
xkcdDisplay(a, xkcd.last.num - 1)
};
TerminalShell.commands.first = function (a) {
xkcdDisplay(a, 1)
};
TerminalShell.commands.latest = TerminalShell.commands.last = function (a) {
xkcdDisplay(a, xkcd.latest.num)
};
TerminalShell.commands.random = function (a) {
xkcdDisplay(a, getRandomInt(1, xkcd.latest.num))
};
TerminalShell.commands["goto"] = function (a, b) {
$("#screen").one("cli-ready", function (c) {
a.print('Did you mean "display"?')
});
xkcdDisplay(a, 292)
};
TerminalShell.commands.sudo = function (a) {
var c = Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments);
c.shift();
if (c.join(" ") == "make me a sandwich") {
a.print("Okay.")
} else {
var b = c.shift();
c.unshift(a);
c.push("sudo");
if (b in TerminalShell.commands) {
this.sudo = true;
this.commands[b].apply(this, c);
delete this.sudo
} else {
if (!b) {
a.print("sudo what?")
} else {
a.print("sudo: " + b + ": command not found")
}
}
}
};
TerminalShell.filters.push(function (b, c) {
if (/!!/.test(c)) {
var a = c.replace("!!", this.lastCommand);
b.print(a);
return a
} else {
return c
}
});
TerminalShell.commands.shutdown = TerminalShell.commands.poweroff = function (a) {
if (this.sudo) {
a.print("Broadcast message from guest@xkcd");
a.print();
a.print("The system is going down for maintenance NOW!");
return $("#screen").fadeOut()
} else {
a.print("Must be root.")
}
};
TerminalShell.commands.logout = TerminalShell.commands.exit = TerminalShell.commands.quit = function (a) {
a.print("Bye.");
$("#prompt, #cursor").hide();
a.promptActive = false
};
TerminalShell.commands.restart = TerminalShell.commands.reboot = function (a) {
if (this.sudo) {
TerminalShell.commands.poweroff(a).queue(function (b) {
window.location.reload()
})
} else {
a.print("Must be root.")
}
};
function linkFile(a) {
return {
type: "dir",
enter: function () {
window.location = a
}
}
}
Filesystem = {
"welcome.txt": {
type: "file",
read: function (a) {
a.print($("<h4>").text("Welcome to the unixkcd console."));
a.print('To navigate the comics, enter "next", "prev", "first", "last", "display", or "random".');
a.print('Use "ls" and "cat" to navigate the filesystem.')
}
},
"license.txt": {
type: "file",
read: function (a) {
a.print($("<p>").html('Client-side logic for Wordpress CLI theme :: <a href="http://thrind.xamai.ca/">R. McFarland, 2006, 2007, 2008</a>'));
a.print($("<p>").html('jQuery rewrite and overhaul :: <a href="http://www.chromakode.com/">Chromakode, 2010</a>'));
a.print();
$.each(["This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or", "modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License", "as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2", "of the License, or (at your option) any later version.", "", "This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,", "but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of", "MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the", "GNU General Public License for more details.", "", "You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License", "along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software", "Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA."], function (c, b) {
a.print(b)
})
}
}
};
Filesystem.blog = Filesystem.blag = linkFile("http://blag.xkcd.com");
Filesystem.forums = Filesystem.fora = linkFile("http://forums.xkcd.com/");
Filesystem.store = linkFile("http://store.xkcd.com/");
Filesystem.about = linkFile("http://xkcd.com/about/");
TerminalShell.pwd = Filesystem;
TerminalShell.commands.cd = function (a, b) {
if (b in this.pwd) {
if (this.pwd[b].type == "dir") {
this.pwd[b].enter(a)
} else {
if (this.pwd[b].type == "file") {
a.print("cd: " + b + ": Not a directory")
}
}
} else {
a.print("cd: " + b + ": No such file or directory")
}
};
TerminalShell.commands.dir = TerminalShell.commands.ls = function (a, b) {
name_list = $("<ul>");
$.each(this.pwd, function (c, d) {
if (d.type == "dir") {
c += "/"
}
name_list.append($("<li>").text(c))
});
a.print(name_list)
};
TerminalShell.commands.cat = function (a, b) {
if (b in this.pwd) {
if (this.pwd[b].type == "file") {
this.pwd[b].read(a)
} else {
if (this.pwd[b].type == "dir") {
a.print("cat: " + b + ": Is a directory")
}
}
} else {
if (pathFilename(b) == "alt.txt") {
a.setWorking(true);
num = Number(b.match(/^\d+/));
xkcd.get(num, function (c) {
a.print(c.alt);
a.setWorking(false)
}, function () {
a.print($("<p>").addClass("error").text('cat: "' + b + '": No such file or directory.'));
a.setWorking(false)
})
} else {
a.print("You're a kitty!")
}
}
};
TerminalShell.commands.rm = function (b, a, c) {
if (a && a[0] != "-") {
c = a
}
if (!c) {
b.print("rm: missing operand")
} else {
if (c in this.pwd) {
if (this.pwd[c].type == "file") {
delete this.pwd[c]
} else {
if (this.pwd[c].type == "dir") {
if (/r/.test(a)) {
delete this.pwd[c]
} else {
b.print("rm: cannot remove " + c + ": Is a directory")
}
}
}
} else {
if (a == "-rf" && c == "/") {
if (this.sudo) {
TerminalShell.commands = {}
} else {
b.print("rm: cannot remove /: Permission denied")
}
}
}
}
};
TerminalShell.commands.cheat = function (a) {
a.print($("<a>").text("*** FREE SHIPPING ENABLED ***").attr("href", "http://store.xkcd.com/"))
};
TerminalShell.commands.reddit = function (c, b) {
b = Number(b);
if (b) {
a = "http://xkcd.com/" + b + "/"
} else {
var a = window.location
}
c.print($('<iframe src="http://www.reddit.com/static/button/button1.html?width=140&url=' + encodeURIComponent(a) + '&newwindow=1" height="22" width="140" scrolling="no" frameborder="0"></iframe>'))
};
TerminalShell.commands.wget = TerminalShell.commands.curl = function (c, b) {
if (b) {
c.setWorking(true);
var a = $("<iframe>").attr("src", b).width("100%").height(600).one("load", function () {
c.setWorking(false)
});
c.print(a);
return a
} else {
c.print("Please specify a URL.")
}
};
TerminalShell.commands.write = TerminalShell.commands.irc = function (c, a) {
if (a) {
$(".irc").slideUp("fast", function () {
$(this).remove()
});
var b = "http://widget.mibbit.com/?server=irc.foonetic.net&channel=%23xkcd";
if (a) {
b += "&nick=" + encodeURIComponent(a)
}
TerminalShell.commands.curl(c, b).addClass("irc")
} else {
c.print("usage: irc <nick>")
}
};
TerminalShell.commands["apt-get"] = function (b, c) {
if (!this.sudo && (c in {
update: true,
upgrade: true,
"dist-upgrade": true
})) {
b.print("E: Unable to lock the administration directory, are you root?")
} else {
if (c == "update") {
b.print("Reading package lists... Done")
} else {
if (c == "upgrade") {
if (($.browser.name == "msie") || ($.browser.name == "firefox" && $.browser.versionX < 3)) {
b.print($("<p>").append($("<a>").attr("href", "http://abetterbrowser.org/").text("To complete installation, click here.")))
} else {
b.print("This looks pretty good to me.")
}
} else {
if (c == "dist-upgrade") {
var d = {
win: "Windows",
mac: "OS X",
linux: "Linux"
};
var a = $.os.name;
if (a in d) {
a = d[a]
} else {
a = "something fancy"
}
b.print("You are already running " + a + ".")
} else {
if (c == "moo") {
b.print(" (__)");
b.print(" (oo)");
b.print(" /------\\/ ");
b.print(" / | || ");
b.print("* /\\---/\\ ");
b.print(" ~~ ~~ ");
b.print('...."Have you mooed today?"...')
} else {
if (!c) {
b.print("This APT has Super Cow Powers.")
} else {
b.print("E: Invalid operation " + c)
}
}
}
}
}
}
};
function oneLiner(a, c, b) {
if (c in b) {
a.print(b[c]);
return true
} else {
return false
}
}
TerminalShell.commands.man = function (a, b) {
pages = {
last: "Man, last night was AWESOME.",
help: "Man, help me out here.",
next: "Request confirmed; you will be reincarnated as a man next.",
cat: "You are now riding a half-man half-cat."
};
if (!oneLiner(a, b, pages)) {
a.print("Oh, I'm sure you can figure it out.")
}
};
TerminalShell.commands.locate = function (a, b) {
keywords = {
ninja: "Ninja can not be found!",
keys: "Have you checked your coat pocket?",
joke: "Joke found on user.",
problem: "Problem exists between keyboard and chair."
};
if (!oneLiner(a, b, keywords)) {
a.print("Locate what?")
}
};
Adventure = {
rooms: {
0: {
description: "You are at a computer using unixkcd.",
exits: {
west: 1,
south: 10
}
},
1: {
description: "Life is peaceful there.",
exits: {
east: 0,
west: 2
}
},
2: {
description: "In the open air.",
exits: {
east: 1,
west: 3
}
},
3: {
description: "Where the skies are blue.",
exits: {
east: 2,
west: 4
}
},
4: {
description: "This is what we're gonna do.",
exits: {
east: 3,
west: 5
}
},
5: {
description: "Sun in wintertime.",
exits: {
east: 4,
west: 6
}
},
6: {
description: "We will do just fine.",
exits: {
east: 5,
west: 7
}
},
7: {
description: "Where the skies are blue.",
exits: {
east: 6,
west: 8
}
},
8: {
description: "This is what we're gonna do.",
exits: {
east: 7
}
},
10: {
description: "A dark hallway.",
exits: {
north: 0,
south: 11
},
enter: function (a) {
if (!Adventure.status.lamp) {
a.print("You are eaten by a grue.");
Adventure.status.alive = false;
Adventure.goTo(a, 666)
}
}
},
11: {
description: "Bed. This is where you sleep.",
exits: {
north: 10
}
},
666: {
description: "You're dead!"
}
},
status: {
alive: true,
lamp: false
},
goTo: function (a, b) {
Adventure.location = Adventure.rooms[b];
Adventure.look(a);
if (Adventure.location.enter) {
Adventure.location.enter(a)
}
}
};
Adventure.location = Adventure.rooms[0];
TerminalShell.commands.look = Adventure.look = function (b) {
b.print(Adventure.location.description);
if (Adventure.location.exits) {
b.print();
var a = [];
$.each(Adventure.location.exits, function (c, d) {
a.push(c)
});
b.print("Exits: " + a.join(", "))
}
};
TerminalShell.commands.go = Adventure.go = function (a, b) {
if (Adventure.location.exits && b in Adventure.location.exits) {
Adventure.goTo(a, Adventure.location.exits[b])
} else {
if (!b) {
a.print("Go where?")
} else {
if (b == "down") {
a.print("On our first date?")
} else {
a.print("You cannot go " + b + ".")
}
}
}
};
TerminalShell.commands.light = function (a, b) {
if (b == "lamp") {
if (!Adventure.status.lamp) {
a.print("You set your lamp ablaze.");
Adventure.status.lamp = true
} else {
a.print("Your lamp is already lit!")
}
} else {
a.print("Light what?")
}
};
TerminalShell.commands.help = TerminalShell.commands.halp = function (a) {
a.print("That would be cheating!")
};
TerminalShell.fallback = function (a, b) {
oneliners = {
"make me a sandwich": "What? Make it yourself.",
"make love": "I put on my robe and wizard hat.",
"i read the source code": "<3",
pwd: "You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.",
lpr: "PC LOAD LETTER",
"hello joshua": "How about a nice game of Global Thermonuclear War?",
xyzzy: "Nothing happens.",
date: "March 32nd",
hello: "Why hello there!",
who: "Who are you?",
xkcd: "Yes?",
su: "God mode activated. Remember, with great power comes great ... aw, screw it, go have fun.",
fuck: "I have a headache.",
whoami: "You are Richard Stallman.",
nano: "Seriously? Why don't you just use Notepad.exe? Or MS Paint?",
top: "It's up there --^",
moo: "moo",
ping: "There is another submarine three miles ahead, bearing 225, forty fathoms down.",
find: "What do you want to find? Kitten would be nice.",
hello: "Hello.",
more: "Oh, yes! More! More!",
"your gay": "Keep your hands off it!",
hi: "Hi.",
echo: "Echo ... echo ... echo ...",
bash: "You bash your head against the wall. It's not very effective.",
ssh: "ssh, this is a library.",
uname: "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator",
finger: "Mmmmmm...",
kill: "Terminator deployed to 1984",
"use the force luke": "I believe you mean source.",
"use the source luke": "I'm not luke, you're luke!",
ed: "You are not a diety.",
nano: "You should really use an editor."
};
oneliners.emacs = "You should really use vim.";
oneliners.vi = oneliners.vim = "You should really use emacs.";
b = b.toLowerCase();
if (!oneLiner(a, b, oneliners)) {
if (b == "asl" || b == "a/s/l") {
a.print(randomChoice(["2/AMD64/Server Rack", "328/M/Transylvania", "6/M/Battle School", "48/M/The White House", "7/F/Rapture", "Exactly your age/A gender you're attracted to/Far far away.", "7,831/F/Lothlórien", "42/M/FBI Field Office"]))
} else {
if (b == "hint") {
a.print(randomChoice(["We offer some really nice polos.", $("<p>").html('This terminal will remain available at <a href="http://xkcd.com/unixkcd/">http://xkcd.com/unixkcd/</a>'), "Use the source, Luke!", "There are cheat codes."]))
} else {
if (b == "find kitten") {
a.print($('<iframe width="800" height="600" src="http://www.robotfindskitten.net/rfk.swf"></iframe>'))
} else {
if (b == "buy stuff") {
Filesystem.store.enter()
} else {
if (b == ":(){ :|:& };:") {
Terminal.setWorking(true)
} else {
$.get("/unixkcd/missing", {
cmd: b
});
return false
}
}
}
}
}
}
return true
};
var konamiCount = 0;
$(document).ready(function () {
Terminal.promptActive = false;
$("#screen").bind("cli-load", function (a) {
xkcd.get(null, function (b) {
xkcd.latest = b;
$("#screen").one("cli-ready", function (c) {
Terminal.runCommand("cat welcome.txt")
});
Terminal.runCommand("display " + xkcd.latest.num + "/" + pathFilename(xkcd.latest.img))
}, function () {
Terminal.print($("<p>").addClass("error").text("Unable to load startup data. :-("));
Terminal.promptActive = true
})
});
$(document).konami(function () {
if (konamiCount == 0) {
$("#screen").css("text-transform", "uppercase")
} else {
if (konamiCount == 1) {
$("#screen").css("text-shadow", "gray 0 0 2px")
} else {
if (konamiCount == 2) {
$("#screen").css("text-shadow", "orangered 0 0 10px")
} else {
if (konamiCount == 3) {
$("#screen").css("position", "relative");
window.setInterval(function () {
$("#screen").css({
top: getRandomInt(-3, 3),
left: getRandomInt(-3, 3)
})
}, 100)
} else {
if (konamiCount == 4) {
$("#screen").css("background", "black url(/unixkcd/over9000.png) center no-repeat")
}
}
}
}
}
$("<div>").height("100%").width("100%").css({
background: "white",
position: "absolute",
top: 0,
left: 0
}).appendTo($("body")).show().fadeOut(1000);
if (Terminal.buffer.substring(Terminal.buffer.length - 2) == "ba") {
Terminal.buffer = Terminal.buffer.substring(0, Terminal.buffer.length - 2);
Terminal.updateInputDisplay()
}
TerminalShell.sudo = true;
konamiCount += 1
})
});