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By Marisa Pjerrou

Bijou Café (http://www.bijoucafe.com) is a site dedicated to showcasing media in streaming video. New, independent short films, original animated shorts, campy oldies, and even television and film classics can all be found at Bijou Café. There are lots of gems hidden in this site if you're up for a kind of treasure hunt: you just have to be patient enough to sort through a lot of junk in order to find the good stuff, and be willing to contend with tricky navigation through the web site's cluttered and unintuitive design. Finding Chris Marker's beautiful French black and white sci-fi short, La Jetee (1962), was an incredible treat, as was the "The Ubiquitous Mr. Lovegrove" episode of the classic British black and white television series from the 60's, Secret Agent, with suave actor Patrick McGoohan. Even the original Satan's School for Girls from the 70's with Kate Jackson was available in its entirety!

Bijou Café is owned and promoted by NASDAQ-listed Streamedia.Net (http://www.streamedia.net), a "dynamic broadband services" company that focuses on Internet and streaming media capabilities for business communications. Betting heavily on the potential growth of streaming media in the Internet (according to the company's press releases at its web site), Streamedia.Net explains its acquisition of Bijou Café as a move to advance the company's "presence in the critical online, and offline film industry." On the www.bijoucafe.com homepage, an overwhelming and disorganized menu of a whopping 21 buttons surprisingly lacks an "About Us" link; rather one has to go to the Streamedia.Net site in order to get some background info. Here at www.streamedia.net, Bijou Café is described as "one of the web's longest running and most acclaimed venues for independent and classic films" that apparently appeals to types ranging from film industry professionals to "Gen XYZ into new media." Described as an "online version of art-house cinema" the Streamedia.Net web site further touts Bijou Café as having a "keen sense of film history" as well as "respect for artists and their under appreciated works." One thing that baffled me was that while Streamedia.Net obviously knows a thing or two about design - this is obvious by looking at the examples of web environments created for corporate clients shown at the Streamedia.Net web site - how does it tolerate the totally unaesthetic look of www.bijoucafe.com? The contrast between the sleek, modern-looking Streamedia.Net web site and the cheap, barely pulled-together look of Bijou Café is startling; why parent company Streamedia.Net can't spend a few bucks to give its subsidiary a makeover is odd.

It appears that anyone can submit an "independent" film to Bijou Café: all you have to do is read the agreement, fill out a form, and then send your piece in. You can also pay for your film to be marketed by Bijou Café. Judging by the large amount of on line promotion given to some really terrible-looking independent film projects at www.bijoucafe.com - Rock n' Roll Frankenstein, for example - one can guess the producers must be paying Bijou Café through the nose. Whether or not Bijou Café sorts through submitted materials with some kind of criteria in mind for accepting or rejecting was unclear. Considering the amount of incredibly bad fare I had to sort through on the end user side, I'm led to think that Bijou Café isn't being too selective in its choices. Bijou Café's home page prominently promotes some of this mediocre material. I struggled to sit through a surprisingly violent and pointless leprechaun cartoon. An equally pointless live action short about an annoying animated movie script (with actors Jason Alexander and Rob Schneider in cameos) was described as one of Bijou Café's most popular pieces. I didn't even bother to finish the documentary, Mac Kelly: Life in the Director's Chair, that Bijou Café trashes in its write-up, but at the same time promotes for its kitsch value. And I found one animated short, Big Fun Show, to be incredibly offensive in its degrading, sexualized depictions of women.

The few new films I did like at Bijou Café possessed some similarities in being less dialogue and speech-oriented and more visually dominant style, so in a way, more suitable for a web environment. Buy American, a short silent film depicting a robot battle was quite good, although the political statement it was trying to make about car manufacturers was lost on me. An original made-for-the-net sci-fi series Since Noon Yesterday, was also enjoyable and had some pretty good actors, although it did seem to be ripping-off The X-Files. A short animation piece without dialogue entitled Trigger Finger by Gul Kevel Ramani was a beautifully done commentary on guns, predator and prey. As I mentioned earlier, Bijou Café does have some really good stuff interspersed between lots of worthless junk. There is an impressive library of full length feature film classics such as an early Fellini entitled The Swindle, a few films by Ed Wood, Jr., Hitchcock's The 39 Steps, and more. The library of shorts has some interesting films as well, like some interviews and press footage of The Beatles, and several black and white shadow puppet animation films by Lotte Reiniger, such as The Little Chimney Sweep. A big problem was finding these oldies but goodies buried in the Bijou Café web site; the home page doesn't promote these pieces at all, and even when clicking onto the "Features" and "Shorts" pages, it still isn't clear that a whole library of films is available! While it's great that these features and shorts are available at Bijou Café, I would personally rather see La Jetee or The 39 Steps in the way it was meant to be shown - in a theatre - rather than on a tiny 2"x2" screen on my computer. And why would people want to watch a great film on that tiny screen when they could also just rent the video and have a better viewing experience?

One of my biggest recommendations for improvements to www.bijoucafe.com is the need to completely overhaul its design, layout and navigation controls: good features at the site, such as the classic features and shorts, are not apparent to the user and are hard to find; too big of a margin is given to annoying advertising banners that constantly blink at the bottom of the screen, making the main body of the website smaller; keep the background colors and/or wallpaper consistent with every page, and don't pick horrid colors such as neon green! I could continue endlessly with such suggestions. Another nitpicky suggestion I have concerns the site's archival methods. If Bijou Café is as keen on film history as the Streamedia.Net web site states it to be, they should at least have the common courtesy of listing the film director's name and the year in which the film was made next to the blurb about the film - common knowledge to most in the citing of or reference to a type of media.