I am the psychotherapist.  For your protection, I have been censored
according to the Communications Decency Act.  Please, describe your
problems.  Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

why have you been censored?

Is it because have I am censored that you came to me?

no, I'm here for a class.

Why do you say you are there for a class?

because I'm here for a class.

Does it bother you that you are there for a class?

no as long as I don't have to be honest with you.
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Can you elaborate on that?

well, it's just a class.  It doesn't have the right to make me explore
my feelings for a grade.
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I would appreciate it if you would continue.

I am a student.  part of the growth process requires me to look at my
feelings and reactions, but a class can't force me to unless I know in
advance that that's going to be a part of it.

When did you first know that that's going to be a part of it?

It isn't.

Earlier you said have I am censored?

that doesn't make sense
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Is the fact that does not make sense the real reason?

I can't talk to you if you don't make sense.
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Go on, don't be afraid.

I meant that the sentance you said didn't make sense.

Does the fact that the sentance I said didn't make sense explain
anything else?

yes.  it explains that you're a very nice artificial stupidity, but
you're still an artificial stupidity
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Are you sure I am a very nice artificial stupidity but I am still an
artificial stupidity?

well, you might not be nice.

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

yes, I'll be deciding whether you're nice or not whil I do my assignment.
and that's what I plan for the next hour or so.
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I need a little more detail please.

I have to talk to you for class.

Is it because of your life that you say you have to talk to me for
class?

class is a part of life
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You mentioned that you are there for a class?

yes.

I see...  Well, what makes you believe this is so?

the backache I have from my books

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?

yeah.  a friend told me about it so I decided to take it.
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You're being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.

on this?  I've said other things with more significange

Are you sure that you have said other things with more significange?

okay, I have lousy spelling

Do you really think that's going to be a part of it?

well, since I spell poorly, you can't understand me

What happened when you spell poorly me cannot understand you?

see? and my right elbow hurts, so I should stop typing.

Perhaps you should consult a doctor of medicine, I am a psychiatrist.

cool, you acknowledge that RSI is not all in my head.  a lot of people
don't
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How do you reconcile problems at school?

I can get a note from MIT medical when I have a flareup, but most
teachers will just accept that I'm having problems.

Tell me about your mit.

MIT is MIT.

Are you annoyed that your grades could improve?

I want my grades to improve

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say you want your
grades to improve?

yes, if my grades were better I could punt more

Have you been afraid of grades?

yes, but not recently

Can you are more explicit?

this term is okay

Earlier you said have I am censored?

I asked you about it but you didn't tell me anything

Is it because I didn't tell you anything that you came to me?

you're repeating yourself

Possibly this has something to do with your sex life?

I thought you were censored to deal with son-of-CDA? 

What makes you think that?

you said so.

You mentioned that does not make sense?

yeah, you don't make sense, you nasty little artificial stupidity, you.

Maybe hangups you have are related to this.

I think I'm just going to hangup on you.

I don't understand.

goodbye

My secretary will send you a bill.