Jess: wooder

Ash: Are any cis queer people interested in participating in the queer panel? It's today at 4. All of our responses were trans

Jess: I made spicy air.
Jess: I made spicy air again.
Jess: I figured out how to make the air less spicy.
Jess: I made the air spicy again and I don't know why!!!

Jess: How to make air less spicy?
Nghiem: Pot lid?
Jess: oh. yeah. *does not put pot lid on*

Frosh: *walk willingly into the showers*

---Start of Dumbledore Escape Saga---

Chiara (to Mel): do you know where katie (from florey) is rn?? we have a dumbledore on 1e
Chiara (to Mel): [picture] Mel (to Chiara): oop-
Mel (to Chiara): im not sure
Mel (to Chiara): i'll text out

(In Floreyda Man)
Mel: @Katie dumbledore is on 1e rn??
Steph: He a runna he a trackstarrrrr
Martin: weird i saw dumbledore just half an hour ago
Steph: Plenty of time to go down 5 flights of stairs
Steph: Someone retrieve him lmao
Nine: I can come down
Quinn: omg
Quinn: look at his dumb little face

Chiara (to Mel): ty for messaging out! nine is helping out :) he's just been in the closet 😭
Chiara (to Mel): [picture]
Chiara (to Mel): chiquitín tried to visit but he was not happy
Chiara (to Mel): didn't wanna see his ex 💔
Mel (to Chiara): HHELFODJFKDKDLLD HELP
Chiara (to Mel): [picture]
Chiara (to Mel): angy boi 😔

(In Floreyda Man)
Nine: The three Bemis cats r like. Holding counsel outside his closet
Mel: @Alex @Estinne hidden dumbledore gay backstory???
[1] Alex: Clearly he is homophobic bc of a really bad breakup 😭
"It was just a phase", he swears
Estinne: "No homo" became "no homos"
[2] Mel: [picture]
Mel: another update from chiara
Estinne: Imprisoned
Nine: He is very sad and has stopped hissing at me
Nine: Poor baby
Husain (responding to [1]): "out of the closet?? never again"
Katie: Thanks for saving my boy lmao
Nine: He looks a lot chiller now he's back on florey
Nine: [picture]
Steph (responding to [2]): Top 10 cutest mugshots

---End of Dumbledore Escape Saga---

Nine: what's the correct place to put a krotus on some sweatpants
Mel: crotchus
Estinne: Krotass
Mel: KROTUS BOOTY SHORTS PLEASE
Estinne: YES I AGREE
...
Nine: [picture]
...
Nine: tragically, the booty shorts are not going on the order form. but iron-on patches are so you can make your own custom krotass apparel

Kim: IPP: should I build a super cursed, extra illegal mega loft?
Martin: ya

Alex: Taylor Swift is this generation's Vincent Van Gogh

Nine: There's two little bites here, like if a mouse vampire tried to bite me.

Jess: Maybe my wooder is boiled now.
Nine: Almost certainly.
Jess: My wooder is not boiled.

Nine: I have to make dinner again tonight.

Nine (about to mash a pot of potatoes): Is this the fork?
Thomas: No, use a potato masher. You'll scratch the coating.
Nine: You think we have a potato masher?
Thomas (who does not live here): *already pulling out the potato masher*
Nine: oh god damn it
Jack: This is going on the quotes page.